What's killing us this week?

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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by Witness » Wed May 02, 2018 1:20 am

Not this week, but get ready anyway:

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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by Pyrrho » Wed May 02, 2018 10:33 am

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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Jul 02, 2018 11:14 pm

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by Witness » Sun Aug 19, 2018 9:16 pm

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Rat lungworm disease is popping up in the mainland United States

Experts advise everyone to wash produce carefully and not eat raw snails or slugs
So no raw snails & slugs for you! :Hungry2:

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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Aug 25, 2018 11:01 am

Wash your vegetables. Skip the salad bar.

Anyway...
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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by Witness » Sat Aug 25, 2018 11:39 pm

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Not sure if this hasn't already been posted. :?

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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by shemp » Sat Aug 25, 2018 11:48 pm

Hard to read. Is cannibalism on there?
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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by Witness » Sat Aug 25, 2018 11:56 pm

shemp wrote:
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Hard to read. Is cannibalism on there?
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Re: What's killing us this week?

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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Sep 08, 2018 1:31 am

Think I'm coming down with the catarrh.
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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by shemp » Sat Sep 08, 2018 9:48 pm

Pyrrho wrote:
Sat Sep 08, 2018 1:31 am
Think I'm coming down with the catarrh.
It's probably just a touch of the vapors.
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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Sep 08, 2018 10:05 pm

Better that than bilious fever.
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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by Bruce » Sun Sep 09, 2018 11:48 am

Pyrrho wrote:
Sat Aug 25, 2018 11:01 am
Wash your vegetables. Skip the salad bar.

Anyway...
The doctors told him that his index finger would necrofy and fall off....
Tommy Smotthers - Yo-Yo Man
....but the Yo-Yo Man kept on Yo-ing!
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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by Witness » Mon Sep 10, 2018 2:04 am

The head of Moldova's Orthodox Church, Vladimir, which is subordinated canonically to Moscow, has urged his priests in an internal memo to help deal with the current epidemic measles through special prayers.

Clergy should "serve in churches and pray for a stop to the measles epidemic and contagious disease," the Metropolitan of Chisinau and All Moldova wrote in an internal memo. "This situation without precedent in the last 10 years has had very serious effects, especially among children," the memo adds, urging priests to pray on their "knees and with hot tears for the help and mercy of God and the healing of diseases for those who suffer."
http://www.promedmail.org/direct.php?id ... 08.6015965

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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by shemp » Mon Sep 10, 2018 2:08 am

If you vaccinate the children, God will strike them with teh autism!
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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by Doctor X » Mon Sep 10, 2018 6:34 am

First Vaccination (Smallpox): 1796

First Incidence and Diagnosis of Autism: 1943

EXPLANE THAT SKETPICS!!!

Sorry to make you cry.

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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by sparks » Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:30 pm

But...but...It's a spectrum that's all about Jenny's Boobs!
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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by Doctor X » Tue Sep 11, 2018 12:04 am

The real ones?!

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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by sparks » Tue Sep 11, 2018 12:37 am

She has real ones? :shock:
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Re: What's killing us this week?

Post by shemp » Tue Sep 11, 2018 4:02 am

Underneath the fake ones.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

In ancient Rome
There was a poem
About a dog
Who found two bones
He picked at one
He licked the other
He went in circles
He dropped dead

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want