Hold the NECCO wafers plz

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Hold the NECCO wafers plz

Post by Pyrrho » Fri May 25, 2018 11:24 pm

https://www.fda.gov/ICECI/EnforcementAc ... 607845.htm
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) inspected your candy manufacturing facility located at 135 American Legion Highway, Revere, MA from November 13, 2017 through December 14, 2017. That inspection revealed serious violations of the Current Good Manufacturing Practice, Hazard Analysis, and Risk-Based Preventive Controls for Human Food regulation, Title 21, Code of Federal Regulations, Part 117 (21 CFR 117) (CGMP & PC Rule). The violations included significant evidence of rodent activity and insanitary conditions throughout your facility. Additionally, during this inspection FDA collected three samples that documented rodent evidence throughout the facility. Based on these analyses and findings, we have determined that your candy products are adulterated within the meaning of section 402(a)(4) of the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act (the Act), 21 U.S.C. § 342(a)(4), in that they have been prepared, packed, or held under insanitary conditions whereby they may have become contaminated with filth, or whereby they may have been rendered injurious to health.
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Re: Hold the NECCO wafers plz

Post by Rob Lister » Fri May 25, 2018 11:41 pm

Saved In The NECCO Time! Bankrupt Candy Company Sold At Federal Auction
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Re: Hold the NECCO wafers plz

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri May 25, 2018 11:51 pm


The candy that tastes stale even when it's fresh.

Didn't realize they were still around.
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Re: Hold the NECCO wafers plz

Post by shemp » Sat May 26, 2018 2:41 am

I for one am so glad that people will be able to continue eating rat shit flavored chalk.
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