Is "Swiss probe" slang for something? Maybe a literal translation of something French?

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Is "Swiss probe" slang for something? Maybe a literal translation of something French?

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:51 pm

I thought I knew all the sexual slang and ethnic slurs, especially the gay stuff, but now there's this.

French doctor offering 'homosexuality' cure faces Swiss probe
The Local (Switzerland)
A French doctor claiming he can treat homosexuality using alternative therapies like homoeopathy was on Wednesday placed under investigation by the Swiss canton of Geneva where he has been practising.

Regional health minister Mauro Poggia asked a commission overseeing health professionals and patient rights in the canton to open an investigation into the practice of Dr Jean-Yves Henry, he told the Le Courrier daily in an interview.

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Homo-opathy? What exactly did he dilute?
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Re: Is "Swiss probe" slang for something? Maybe a literal translation of something French?

Post by shemp » Sat Aug 18, 2018 2:54 am

The "Swiss probe" is a rectal fondue. You start by giving your partner a melted cheese enema, then take a Vienna sausage, impale it on a stick, shove it up your partner's ass, pull it out and eat it.
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Re: Is "Swiss probe" slang for something? Maybe a literal translation of something French?

Post by Witness » Sat Aug 18, 2018 3:10 am

:shock: You have a commendably vivid imagination, shemp!

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Post by shemp » Sat Aug 18, 2018 3:16 am

Imagination? I've been around, I've seen a few things. One can learn a lot in a week in Tijuana.
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Re: Is "Swiss probe" slang for something? Maybe a literal translation of something French?

Post by Witness » Sat Aug 18, 2018 3:37 am

"Tijuana" is local pronunciation for "Geneva", right? :P

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Re: Is "Swiss probe" slang for something? Maybe a literal translation of something French?

Post by sparks » Sat Aug 18, 2018 4:25 am

BWAHAHAHAHAAAA...
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Re: Is "Swiss probe" slang for something? Maybe a literal translation of something French?

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Aug 18, 2018 12:18 pm

Interestingly enough, when I posted the same thing over by Shermerland, someone had a serious answer to the question 8)

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Re: Is "Swiss probe" slang for something? Maybe a literal translation of something French?

Post by ed » Sat Aug 18, 2018 4:12 pm

You see the word "probe" and you go all weak at the knees. Grow up. Not everything is, you know.
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Re: Is "Swiss probe" slang for something? Maybe a literal translation of something French?

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Aug 18, 2018 4:31 pm

ed wrote:
Sat Aug 18, 2018 4:12 pm
You see the word "probe" and you go all weak at the knees. Grow up. Not everything is, you know.
There's a little more to that story than the mere mention of a "probe". :cowbell:


Or were you talking to Shemp? In which case, oooh SNAP! :BigGrin3:
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Post by ed » Sat Aug 18, 2018 4:41 pm

:D The "more" to that story is what is referred to as a "beard".
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Re: Is "Swiss probe" slang for something? Maybe a literal translation of something French?

Post by sparks » Sat Aug 18, 2018 7:38 pm

The only effective 'stone management' is trade marked as Dilaudid.

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