Penis Fillers.

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Penis Fillers.

Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Oct 31, 2018 1:49 pm

Oh deary, deary me.

Fellas, would you allow anyone to inject your penis with anything to increase its girth, or even do it yourself with substances like vaseline?

Shudder.

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Re: Penis Fillers.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Oct 31, 2018 2:04 pm

I can top that. :)

Google "augmentation phalloplasty" (not at work or while eating) and prepare to cringe.
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Re: Penis Fillers.

Post by Anaxagoras » Thu Nov 08, 2018 2:12 am

From "The BBC" *snicker*


Oh, he's doing it as "a surprise present for his girlfriend"? I wonder how she really feels about that?
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Re: Penis Fillers.

Post by ed » Thu Nov 08, 2018 12:26 pm

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I just want to observe that old Anex here makes a good point about his pet cause #smalldicksmatter.

That is fine and good. Just note who quietly thanks him. To no one's surprise I might add. :D
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Re: Penis Fillers.

Post by Rob Lister » Thu Nov 08, 2018 12:42 pm

Girls call me beer can.

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Post by ed » Thu Nov 08, 2018 2:03 pm

Because after a couple of beers they can just make out your dick?
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Re: Penis Fillers.

Post by Rob Lister » Thu Nov 08, 2018 2:10 pm

don't make me whip up a google image search. 'cause I will if pressed.