The generic text adventure thread.

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Re: The generic text adventure thread.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Aug 31, 2018 1:46 am

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Re: The generic text adventure thread.

Post by gnome » Sat Sep 01, 2018 2:57 pm

>resurrect thread
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Sep 23, 2018 5:58 pm

The thread returns to life and quickly entangles your legs and is snaking toward your arms.
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.

Post by shemp » Sun Sep 23, 2018 6:07 pm

Cuts off own arms
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.

Post by ed » Sun Sep 23, 2018 8:56 pm

Realizing that the leaflet from 3 years ago remains unread, you unfold it.

It contains two words:


"Modulo"



And beneath it, written in what appears to be dried blood, the enigmatic word:


"Covfefe"
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.

Post by ed » Sun Sep 23, 2018 10:13 pm

bump
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.

Post by gnome » Sun Sep 23, 2018 10:23 pm

>Put the cofvefe into the modulo
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.

Post by shemp » Sun Sep 23, 2018 10:28 pm

>Put the lime in the coconut
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Sep 23, 2018 11:00 pm

You cut off your arms and put the covfefe into the modulo and the lime in the coconut using your feet. You feel better until you realize that you drank toe jam.

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Re: The generic text adventure thread.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Sep 23, 2018 11:36 pm

> Plover. :coolspecs:
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Sep 24, 2018 1:57 pm

A pipe wrench appears.
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Sep 24, 2018 1:58 pm

> Wave wrench.
Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
Any man writes a mission statement spends a night in the box.
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