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Post by DrMatt » Fri May 01, 2009 3:57 pm

CHARLEY_BIGTIME wrote:
Rob Lister wrote:
Mulebear wrote:You turn the leaflet over. On the back is a list.

Eggs
Milk
Flour
Sugar
Bacon
Kleenex
Hand lotion
Whipping cream
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>Go south
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Post by That masked man » Fri May 01, 2009 4:11 pm

Rob Lister wrote:
Mulebear wrote:You turn the leaflet over. On the back is a list.

Eggs
Milk
Flour
Sugar
Bacon
Kleenex
Hand lotion
Whipping cream
>_
>Go south
This thread has already gone south.
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Post by gnome » Fri May 01, 2009 5:53 pm

CHARLEY_BIGTIME wrote:>East
>Cut branch off tree with rusty sword
>Pare into twigs
>rub sticks together
>create fire
>burn leaflet
[Too many commands at once, what if Claus is behind the tree with a drumstick? Want to go to just "east"?]
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Post by CHARLEY_BIGTIME » Sat May 02, 2009 12:54 am

gnome wrote:
CHARLEY_BIGTIME wrote:>East
>Cut branch off tree with rusty sword
>Pare into twigs
>rub sticks together
>create fire
>burn leaflet
Too many commands at once, what if Claus is behind the tree with a drumstick?
Then I should give thanks that I am not a terrorist.

Want to go to just "east"?
If you insist.


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Post by Mentat » Sat May 02, 2009 1:39 am

You come to a clearing. A man is standing next to a pile of leaves. Your rusty sword glows blue.

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Post by CHARLEY_BIGTIME » Sat May 02, 2009 3:22 am

>Give counseling to sword.

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Post by Mentat » Sat May 02, 2009 11:46 am

The man mumbles something. You think you see the pile of leaves move.

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Post by gnome » Sat May 02, 2009 4:22 pm

[for Charlie]

>Cut small tree branches with rusty sword
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Post by Mulebear » Sat May 02, 2009 11:25 pm

The tree says, "Ouch".
The tree grabs you and rips your head off.

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You awaken and realize that you are walking along a stone path in a grassy valley. The path winds along the nadir of the valley, taking several turns along the way. The path continues north. To the east is a dirt path into a forest. To the west, an impassable mountain ridge. To the south, another dirt path leads to the small beach where you arrived.

There is a printed leaflet here. It smells of pine.

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Post by Mentat » Sat May 02, 2009 11:31 pm

[What about the white house?]

>Read leaflet
It's "pea-can", man.

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Post by Mulebear » Sun May 03, 2009 12:13 am

On the leaflet the following words are written:

Find the wombat.
Only the wombat knows.
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Post by gnome » Sun May 03, 2009 2:16 am

>e
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Post by Mulebear » Sun May 03, 2009 3:05 am

You head east. After 17 days of walking you get really pissed off.
Just as the Sun is setting on the seventeenth day you are confronted by an air marshal holding a drumstick and walking an alligator.
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Post by gnome » Sun May 03, 2009 6:34 am

>Toss leaflet near the air marshal, saying "Look out, it's got a gun".
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Post by Mentat » Sun May 03, 2009 12:53 pm

The alligator eats the leaflet and turns into a dragon. Next time you should be more careful and conserve your poly morph scrolls; they could come in handy.

The dragon eats the air marshal.

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Post by Luke T. » Fri May 08, 2009 8:36 pm

>take dragon's leash
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Post by Mentat » Sat May 09, 2009 1:25 pm

You now have a busted leash in your inventory.

Some birds chirping in a nearby tree catches the dragon's attention.

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Post by TexasFevre » Sat May 09, 2009 10:20 pm

>South
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.

Post by gnome » Fri Aug 31, 2018 1:13 am

WELL?!
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.

Post by Witness » Fri Aug 31, 2018 1:30 am

You come to an old, dilapidated house.
A faded, barely legible sign next to the door reads "Nostalgia Inn".

You hear echoes from conversations past…

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