The generic text adventure thread.

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Re: The generic text adventure thread.

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Oct 16, 2018 4:11 am

It's getting dark. You are likely to be eaten by a Covfefe.
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Oct 16, 2018 12:41 pm

You fail to catch it.

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Re: The generic text adventure thread.

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Oct 16, 2018 1:28 pm

The light bulb bounces once, then shatters on the floor.
Down the hallway, through the cobwebs, you see a flickering light in the distance.
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Oct 16, 2018 1:33 pm

As you approach the light, you see it is a diamond the size of a plover's egg.
> Take diamond
> PLOVER
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Oct 16, 2018 1:33 pm

That last one was to see who here is an old fart :oldman:
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.

Post by ed » Tue Oct 16, 2018 3:45 pm

Brideshead reference? Didn't Sebastian say that the Plovers laid at the command of his mother?
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Oct 16, 2018 3:59 pm

ed wrote:
Tue Oct 16, 2018 3:45 pm
Brideshead reference? Didn't Sebastian say that the Plovers laid at the command of his mother?
You're an old fart, but not a gamer geek old fart.

I bet you just gave up after you failed to defeat the giant snake in the Hall of the Mountain King? Hint: With your bare hands. :coolspecs:
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.

Post by ed » Tue Oct 16, 2018 4:09 pm

Rygar, little man, Rygar
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:15 pm

Yeah I'm out.
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.

Post by Giz » Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:18 pm

I do not understand "yeah I'm out". Please enter a valid action.
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