Poker and bad sportsmanship, not bad beats

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Re: Poker and bad sportsmanship, not bad beats

Post by whitefork » Mon Mar 10, 2014 5:34 pm

You're a nice guy, you make me laugh. But our policy is: we can't give your money back.

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Re: Poker and bad sportsmanship, not bad beats

Post by Doctor X » Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:44 am

Really, is there any evidences--thanks--that casinos are simply there to take your money?









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Re: Poker and bad sportsmanship, not bad beats

Post by Cool Hand » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:38 pm

whitefork wrote:You're a nice guy, you make me laugh. But our policy is: we can't give your money back.

You can never use the words "nest" or "egg" in the same sentence ever again.
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