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Re: Jade Helm is tomorrow

Post by Doctor X » Fri Jul 17, 2015 8:53 pm

I find the buffet disappointing.

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Re: Jade Helm is tomorrow

Post by Rob Lister » Fri Jul 17, 2015 9:01 pm

Introducing the Jade Helm board game

http://motherboard.vice.com/read/jade-h ... ding-texas

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Re: Jade Helm is tomorrow

Post by DrMatt » Sat Jul 18, 2015 1:34 pm

Is it still strategic to take Australia?
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Re: Jade Helm is tomorrow

Post by Doctor X » Sat Jul 18, 2015 8:50 pm

So do the Alex Joneses of the cesspool claim they stopped the "take-over" or was it all a false flag?

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Re: Jade Helm is tomorrow

Post by Nyarlathotep » Sun Jul 19, 2015 3:11 am

Doctor X wrote:So do the Alex Joneses of the cesspool claim they stopped the "take-over" or was it all a false flag?

--J.D.
Last I saw, he had one of his flunkies do a video claiming that he never claimed that they were going to take over Texas, that scurrilous rumor was just the "Mainstream media" misrepresenting him to make him look like a "conspiracy nut". He claims he was just concerned about unspecified "rights abuses" during the exercise.

In other words; backpedalling furiously and hoping no one will remember what he actually said
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Post by Doctor X » Sun Jul 19, 2015 4:18 am

They never do. Such fans have very short attention spans.

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Sun Jul 19, 2015 4:28 am

I'd post a link to the video, but I don't want to give him the traffic
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jul 19, 2015 1:32 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:
Doctor X wrote:So do the Alex Joneses of the cesspool claim they stopped the "take-over" or was it all a false flag?

--J.D.
Last I saw, he had one of his flunkies do a video claiming that he never claimed that they were going to take over Texas, that scurrilous rumor was just the "Mainstream media" misrepresenting him to make him look like a "conspiracy nut". He claims he was just concerned about unspecified "rights abuses" during the exercise.

In other words; backpedalling furiously and hoping no one will remember what he actually said
They fooled him.

Of course they have taken over Texas. :)
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Sun Jul 19, 2015 2:39 pm

Rather remniscent of when Ronald Reagan drove invading Pennsylvanian troops out of Delaware in 1983. And when he forced North Dakota to take down the wall separating it from South Dakota, and all the people from places like Bismark and Fargo finally got to reunite with loved ones in Pierre for the first time in decades. Everyone was so happy, there was dancing and the night was marred only by a handful of moose attacks.
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Post by DrMatt » Sun Jul 19, 2015 3:14 pm

Moose...........and squirrel.
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Re: Jade Helm is tomorrow

Post by DrMatt » Thu Aug 27, 2015 11:28 pm

So now what?
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Re: Jade Helm is tomorrow

Post by Witness » Sat Aug 29, 2015 4:42 am

DrMatt wrote:So now what?
Exactly, how much feet were shot by their owners?

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Re: Jade Helm is tomorrow

Post by Doctor X » Sat Aug 29, 2015 4:54 am

Making us forget about it . . . is PART OF THE PLAN!!!111!

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Re: Jade Helm is tomorrow

Post by DrMatt » Sat Aug 29, 2015 3:58 pm

Witness wrote:
DrMatt wrote:So now what?
Exactly, how much feet were shot by their owners?
Liters or gallons?
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Re: Jade Helm is tomorrow

Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Sep 15, 2015 1:14 am

Welp, its over. How many of the Conspiracy Theorists who tried freaking everybody out over Jade Helm have the self awareness to feel even a little bit embarrased now that its over and no one has been forced into a Fema Camp, Texas is not under the occupation of China/The UN/ISIS and Obama hasn't declared himself Dictator for Life? My guess is, precisely none. Self reflection is hard when you are an idiot.

Remember Jade Helm 15, the controversial military exercise? It's over
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Re: Jade Helm is tomorrow

Post by Doctor X » Tue Sep 15, 2015 3:29 am

Did they take over?

Maybe . . . we . . . just . . . DID NOT NOTICE IT?!!!

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Re: Jade Helm is tomorrow

Post by Witness » Tue Sep 15, 2015 3:44 am

↑ They HAVE! Life as usual is just a cover up.
Nyarlathotep wrote:Self reflection is hard when you are an idiot.
Somebody posted somewhere about "fools, they never learn", or something. (Can't remember exactly. :twisted: ) That's the depressing part, it restarts ab initio every time.

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Re: Jade Helm is tomorrow

Post by Doctor X » Tue Sep 15, 2015 4:00 am

Witness wrote:Somebody posted somewhere about "fools, they never learn", or something. (Can't remember exactly. :twisted: )
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Though there is the Japanese Japanese Original:

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Post by Witness » Tue Sep 15, 2015 4:23 am

Was wondering if you'd take the bait (even with the :twisted: – sometimes I'm a rivulet myself). :wink:

But it was useful, as I had the "fools, can't help them" in memory. From what movie is this carnage?

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Post by Doctor X » Tue Sep 15, 2015 4:26 am

The movie Lucas stole a lot of the plot and many of the lines from when he made Star Wars. . . .

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