Archaeology humor

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Archaeology humor

Postby Anaxagoras » Fri May 12, 2017 11:39 am

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Re: Archaeology humor

Postby Doctor X » Fri May 12, 2017 2:35 pm

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Re: Archaeology humor

Postby Witness » Fri May 12, 2017 4:40 pm

Something for Pyrrho:

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Re: Archaeology humor

Postby sparks » Fri May 12, 2017 8:03 pm

At least they had their own cubes and not these new fangled 'collaborative work spaces' bullshit. :)
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Re: Archaeology humor

Postby Witness » Sat May 13, 2017 7:16 pm

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Re: Archaeology humor

Postby Bruce » Sat May 20, 2017 6:42 am

sparks wrote:At least they had their own cubes and not these new fangled 'collaborative work spaces' bullshit. :)


You mean the "open office environment". :D

Cubicals? Luxury! If you want to have a private conversation, or be able to read your e-mail without looking over your shoulder, or enjoy the benefits of having carpeted walls that partially absorb the sights and smells of your co-workers, you have to work long and hard for that priveledge, buddy-boy. Oh, and no chair for you either, not since the scientifically proven fact was announced that sitting causes back injuries and shortened life spans. Here's a standing desk. Enjoy.

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Re: Archaeology humor

Postby Witness » Sun May 21, 2017 12:49 am

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Re: Archaeology humor

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun May 21, 2017 1:13 am

sparks wrote: You mean the "open office environment"


Before cubicles, that's what working in an office was like, unless you were important to have a private office. :oldman:
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Re: Archaeology humor

Postby Bruce » Sun May 21, 2017 1:20 am

I work in an office made for two, but my office mate keep disappearing under mysterious circumstances. Lucky me, I guess. :stalk:
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Re: Archaeology humor

Postby Witness » Sun May 21, 2017 1:22 am

↑ Just continue avoiding soap.


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