Today, the part of pillory will be played by shemp.

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Today, the part of pillory will be played by shemp.

Post by shemp » Sun Feb 19, 2017 7:56 pm

May be god eat paskaa... He is druken foll like me!

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"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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Post by shemp » Sun Feb 19, 2017 7:59 pm

Is beeter then Bruce Stinkstein... Know that Jessus will punish fags...

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"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

"God is the supreme excuse for human adults to absolve themselves of any obligation to preserve natural resources for their own children during their lifetime." -- Gene Ray

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Post by shemp » Sun Feb 19, 2017 8:03 pm

Pump Pump Fredi make idiootti Dr. X fell like dansing... Syö paskaa!

"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

"God is the supreme excuse for human adults to absolve themselves of any obligation to preserve natural resources for their own children during their lifetime." -- Gene Ray

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Post by no one in particular » Sun Feb 19, 2017 8:12 pm

Yet still:

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Post by corplinx » Sun Feb 19, 2017 10:55 pm

Egyptian cotton or the walmart kind?

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Post by pillory » Wed Mar 01, 2017 3:24 pm

fuck shit ---i HATE REALITY

and you have nothing to do with it

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Post by pillory » Wed Mar 01, 2017 3:43 pm

shemp has never visit on those placies----maybe once on sarajevo
this song tells all about mr shemps tourist history
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Post by pillory » Wed Mar 01, 2017 4:10 pm

shemp doesn't(doesa do) understand the Poland

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Post by pillory » Wed Mar 01, 2017 4:23 pm

like Mr Shemp is jealous for those Brits----
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Post by pillory » Wed Mar 01, 2017 4:27 pm

ska rules---rules like this shit has nothing to do with ska
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Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Mar 01, 2017 9:32 pm

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.