Guess who is just like Jesus?

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Guess who is just like Jesus?

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Aug 11, 2017 3:42 pm

Hillary Clinton's pastor compared her election loss to Jesus' death and resurrection
Washington Examiner

Synopsis: Just what the headline says.

Analysis: No wonder they hate the Russians. The Russians killed Jesus. :mrgreen:
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Re: Guess who is just like Jesus?

Postby Nyarlathotep » Fri Aug 11, 2017 3:59 pm

Which Jesus.
I used to work at a place that had two Mexican dudes named Jesus. We called them Big Jesus and Little Jesus because one of them was over six foot and the other couldn't have been a bit over 5'6". THough I think Little Jesus was a bit of a misnomer because while he was short, he was also an amateur bodybuilder and was very, very broad. He reminded me of what a D&D Dwarf would look like if he were Mexican.

So which is she like? I hope its Little Jesus because Big Jesus was a bit of an asshole.
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Re: Guess who is just like Jesus?

Postby Grammatron » Fri Aug 11, 2017 5:16 pm

Which one of them died and came back?
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seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Guess who is just like Jesus?

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Aug 11, 2017 5:22 pm

Grammatron wrote:Which one of them died and came back?


With LIBBERUL theologians it's all metaphorical, so they both did.
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Re: Guess who is just like Jesus?

Postby Grammatron » Fri Aug 11, 2017 5:24 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Grammatron wrote:Which one of them died and came back?


With LIBBERUL theologians it's all metaphorical, so they both did.


Well I'm glad little Jesus came back then, Nyar said he's a cool dude and I trust him.
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Re: Guess who is just like Jesus?

Postby Nyarlathotep » Fri Aug 11, 2017 9:06 pm

Grammatron wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:Nyar said he's a cool dude and I trust him.


As well you should
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Re: Guess who is just like Jesus?

Postby sparks » Sat Aug 12, 2017 2:43 pm

Because if you don't, when you die you will go to hell and Big Jesus will...'comfort'...you. Continuously.
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