The Two Tenets of Veridicanism

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Re: The Two Tenets of Veridicanism

Post by Doctor X » Thu Apr 11, 2013 4:34 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:Heckuva plan, you go there Eddie-boy.


So it has come down to "My Massive FAIL in Life was all Part of My Plan All Along"?

And he would have gotten away with it if not for these Meddlesome--but MagNIfIcent--Posters and their Elder God?

So . . . does he at least do sit-ups or something? Anything to mitigate against the realization of what a colossal waste of time his life is?

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Re: The Two Tenets of Veridicanism

Post by Nyarlathotep » Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:20 pm

I'm not sure at this point which is dumber.

A) "I'm intentionally trying to get you to mock me to make myself do sit-ups! WARGHARBL!"

Or

B) "I am trying to figure out a way to make my ministry appeal to you stupid Christian banning fucks"

I am still leaning toward A being more stupid, but it is a close call and could be convinced either way.
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Re: The Two Tenets of Veridicanism

Post by asthmatic camel » Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:40 pm

He's probably poking cocktail skewers, laced with tabasco, vodka and olives through his eardrums.

And I thought I was daft.
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Re: The Two Tenets of Veridicanism

Post by Doctor X » Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:29 pm

A "Cracked" poster--quicksand--coined the word "stubris"--"hubris + stupidity."

Rather applies to the Twins of FAIL.

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Re: The Two Tenets of Veridicanism

Post by Brother Edward » Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:02 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:I'm not sure at this point which is dumber.

A) "I'm intentionally trying to get you to mock me to make myself do sit-ups! WARGHARBL!"

Or

B) "I am trying to figure out a way to make my ministry appeal to you stupid Christian banning fucks"

I am still leaning toward A being more stupid, but it is a close call and could be convinced either way.


You act like I don't belong here. I belong here more than you do. I belong here more than the owner of the forum belongs here. I scanned down the "Religion and Philosophy" section--it's all me. Any posts that have 100 or more responses is me.

You could disappear from this forum, and I don't think anyone would even notice. When I'm gone for more than 24 hours you all make up posts supposedly to mock me.

The whole reason I don't even post a new article, is because it seems like I'm taking over the entire R&P board, and I don't want to do that.

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Re: The Two Tenets of Veridicanism

Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:05 am

Uh oh, someone's got a saggy diaper that leaks.

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You are the one that came in here being all insulting. You are the one that decided to lie about us elsewhere. You are the one that decided to say that we are all sock puppets. That's all you. You have no one to blame for your mockery but yourself.
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Re: The Two Tenets of Veridicanism

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:06 am

Brother Edward: Still here? Good.

Please answer this question -- In what way is being a "seeker" not compatible with atheism?

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Re: The Two Tenets of Veridicanism

Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:19 am

P.S. Still, I notice, not even so much as an insincere not-pology for your lies, Eddy-boy.

I guess that whole "though shalt not bear false witness" thing doesn't apply to YOU. Typical Xtian twatbag.
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Re: The Two Tenets of Veridicanism

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:22 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:P... Typical Xtian twatbag.


Far from it.

Your typical Xtian twatbag (? that doesn't even make sense) doesn't claim to have written a book of the Bible, and furthermore goes to church.
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Re: The Two Tenets of Veridicanism

Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:25 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Nyarlathotep wrote:P... Typical Xtian twatbag.


Far from it.

Your typical Xtian twatbag (? that doesn't even make sense) doesn't claim to have written a book of the Bible, and furthermore goes to church.


Makes sense to me. :P

And he's a typical Xtian Twatbag (Shitstain? Pukesack? Quarterwit? Take your pick) in the sense that conveniently the only rules he is bound to follow are the ones he chooses to follow, but YOU damned well better follow them all.
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Re: The Two Tenets of Veridicanism

Post by Brother Edward » Fri Apr 12, 2013 5:52 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Brother Edward: Still here? Good.

Please answer this question -- In what way is being a "seeker" not compatible with atheism?

Thank you.


No. We're done with our little game where I answer your questions respectfully and then you mock me to everyone else. So now, I'll do with you what I do with about 90% of the atheists I encounter in all forums. I will answer your questions when your questions provide a springboard for me to talk about something I want to talk about.

Personally, I think you're an idiot, and do you know what bothers me, I think, more than anything else? It is that you said you have no pursuits other than going to work. You have no higher calling, like whats-his-name with music or me with this ministry. It makes me think you're just an automaton. Just give you your food and put you at work. You don't think. You don't care. You just want your physical comforts. It makes me think that you may be a true atheist. Because that's how a true atheist would act. And if you are a true atheist, there is nothing I can ever say to change your mind. Raising a dead body back to life would only make you go "Hmmm," and you'd be right back to being an atheist.

If you are a true atheist, then I might as well ignore you, because you're fate is sealed. You are just flopping around on the dock until you die--and then you go to hell.

Pity, really. :(
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Re: The Two Tenets of Veridicanism

Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Apr 12, 2013 5:56 am

Poor guy. Can dish out mockery but not take it.

Fucking hypocrite.
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Re: The Two Tenets of Veridicanism

Post by Doctor X » Fri Apr 12, 2013 7:00 am

He is a liar, a coward, and a hypocrite, indeed.

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Re: The Two Tenets of Veridicanism

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:17 am

Brother Edward wrote:... you said you have no pursuits other than going to work.


No that's not what I said.

You have no higher calling, like whats-his-name with music or me with this ministry ...


We can't all be musical geniuses or crackpots who write their own Bible. :)
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Re: The Two Tenets of Veridicanism

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:19 am

Brother Edward wrote:If you are a true atheist, then I might as well ignore you, because you're fate is sealed. You are just flopping around on the dock until you die--and then you go to hell.


A "true atheist"? :lmao:
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:20 am

Was that yet another dramatic exit? :BigGrin3:

Please come back. Pretty please. :)
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Re: The Two Tenets of Veridicanism

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:25 am

you're fate is sealed


Obviously the words of an omniscient, highly uneducated being.
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Re: The Two Tenets of Veridicanism

Post by grayman » Fri Apr 12, 2013 10:57 am

Will he now complain/brag on how he was booted from a skeptics forum?
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Re: The Two Tenets of Veridicanism

Post by Evolver » Fri Apr 12, 2013 11:29 am

No. He will probably brag about how he triumphed over this forum by not answering any of the hard questions, or crying about how he was ridiculed for only presenting his "God told me" excuse.

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Re: The Two Tenets of Veridicanism

Post by Doctor X » Fri Apr 12, 2013 2:18 pm

He has already tried to pretend he was banned.

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