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Nuns

Postby grayman » Sat Jul 27, 2013 2:14 am

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Re: Nuns

Postby asthmatic camel » Sat Jul 27, 2013 3:40 am

Nuns kick ass.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Nuns

Postby grayman » Mon Aug 19, 2013 3:58 am

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Re: Nuns

Postby Doctor X » Mon Aug 19, 2013 6:30 am

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Re: Nuns

Postby asthmatic camel » Mon Aug 19, 2013 7:15 am

True. The ruler of nuns is not pleased.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Nuns

Postby Doctor X » Mon Aug 19, 2013 7:21 am

Let me just state that searching for "sexy latex nun ruler" brought up images that will require me to now bleach my eyeballs.









I mean . . . damn! Image

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Re: Nuns

Postby asthmatic camel » Mon Aug 19, 2013 7:58 am

Should have stuck with gay hamsters and sporrans.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Nuns

Postby Doctor X » Mon Aug 19, 2013 8:12 am

At least the gay hamsters gave informed consent!

This is better . . . and a favorite:

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Re: Nuns

Postby Witness » Mon Sep 23, 2013 2:05 am

Do you have to wear a snorkel with latex?

If I may suggest another nunnish trail, painter Clovis Trouille (in french slang "trouille" means fear):

http://hifructose.com/2012/07/19/under-the-influence-the-sexy-sordid-surrealism-of-clovis-trouille/
("Oh ! Calcutta ! is a word play on "Oh ! Quel cul t'as !", meaning should be clear…)

https://scribouillart.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/remenbrance-clovis-trouille.jpg
(One of his first paintings after WWI, if I'm not mistaken; reminds me of Dix who suffered on the other side.)

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Re: Nuns

Postby asthmatic camel » Mon Sep 23, 2013 2:38 am

Wonderful pics! Thanks. :)
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Nuns

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:26 am

Witness wrote:Do you have to wear a snorkel with latex?

If I may suggest another nunnish trail, painter Clovis Trouille (in french slang "trouille" means fear):

http://hifructose.com/2012/07/19/under-the-influence-the-sexy-sordid-surrealism-of-clovis-trouille/
("Oh ! Calcutta ! is a word play on "Oh ! Quel cul t'as !", meaning should be clear…)

https://scribouillart.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/remenbrance-clovis-trouille.jpg
(One of his first paintings after WWI, if I'm not mistaken; reminds me of Dix who suffered on the other side.)


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Re: Nuns

Postby Witness » Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:27 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:Wonderful pics! Thanks. :)


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Postby Witness » Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:49 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
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Re: Nuns

Postby DrMatt » Sat Sep 28, 2013 4:08 am

grayman wrote:Image

"Allot".
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
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Re: Nuns

Postby Witness » Fri Oct 11, 2013 12:49 am

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Re: Nuns

Postby DrMatt » Fri Oct 11, 2013 6:01 pm

Nun shall pass.
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Re: Nuns

Postby asthmatic camel » Fri Oct 11, 2013 6:46 pm

Sure looks like a flatulent nun in denial.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Nuns

Postby Anaxagoras » Sat Oct 12, 2013 2:52 pm

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
William Shakespeare

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Re: Nuns

Postby Witness » Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:08 pm

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The selling blurb says: "Includes the dress, head piece, and cross".


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