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Nuns

Post by grayman » Sat Jul 27, 2013 2:14 am

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Re: Nuns

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Jul 27, 2013 3:40 am

Nuns kick ass.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Nuns

Post by grayman » Mon Aug 19, 2013 3:58 am

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Re: Nuns

Post by Doctor X » Mon Aug 19, 2013 6:30 am

You do not want to know where she put the ruler.

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Re: Nuns

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Aug 19, 2013 7:15 am

True. The ruler of nuns is not pleased.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Nuns

Post by Doctor X » Mon Aug 19, 2013 7:21 am

Let me just state that searching for "sexy latex nun ruler" brought up images that will require me to now bleach my eyeballs.









I mean . . . damn! Image

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Re: Nuns

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Aug 19, 2013 7:58 am

Should have stuck with gay hamsters and sporrans.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Nuns

Post by Doctor X » Mon Aug 19, 2013 8:12 am

At least the gay hamsters gave informed consent!

This is better . . . and a favorite:

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Yes . . . my penmanship has been . . . bad, Sister!

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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: Nuns

Post by Witness » Mon Sep 23, 2013 2:05 am

Do you have to wear a snorkel with latex?

If I may suggest another nunnish trail, painter Clovis Trouille (in french slang "trouille" means fear):

http://hifructose.com/2012/07/19/under-the-influence-the-sexy-sordid-surrealism-of-clovis-trouille/
("Oh ! Calcutta ! is a word play on "Oh ! Quel cul t'as !", meaning should be clear…)

https://scribouillart.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/remenbrance-clovis-trouille.jpg
(One of his first paintings after WWI, if I'm not mistaken; reminds me of Dix who suffered on the other side.)

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Re: Nuns

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Sep 23, 2013 2:38 am

Wonderful pics! Thanks. :)
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Nuns

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:26 am

Witness wrote:Do you have to wear a snorkel with latex?

If I may suggest another nunnish trail, painter Clovis Trouille (in french slang "trouille" means fear):

http://hifructose.com/2012/07/19/under-the-influence-the-sexy-sordid-surrealism-of-clovis-trouille/
("Oh ! Calcutta ! is a word play on "Oh ! Quel cul t'as !", meaning should be clear…)

https://scribouillart.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/remenbrance-clovis-trouille.jpg
(One of his first paintings after WWI, if I'm not mistaken; reminds me of Dix who suffered on the other side.)


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Re: Nuns

Post by Witness » Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:27 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:Wonderful pics! Thanks. :)


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Post by Witness » Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:49 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
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More nuns

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Re: Nuns

Post by DrMatt » Sat Sep 28, 2013 4:08 am

grayman wrote:Image

"Allot".
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
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Re: Nuns

Post by Witness » Fri Oct 11, 2013 12:49 am

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Re: Nuns

Post by DrMatt » Fri Oct 11, 2013 6:01 pm

Nun shall pass.
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Re: Nuns

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Oct 11, 2013 6:46 pm

Sure looks like a flatulent nun in denial.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Nuns

Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Oct 12, 2013 2:52 pm

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: Nuns

Post by Witness » Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:08 pm

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The selling blurb says: "Includes the dress, head piece, and cross".