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Re: Nuns

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:24 pm

Witness wrote:One more

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Geez. A nun SMOKING! :o
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Re: Nuns

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Re: Nuns

Post by Witness » Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:33 pm

Behind Convent Walls (Walerian Borowczyk, 1978)
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Re: Nuns

Post by Witness » Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:37 pm

“La Voie lactée”, Luis Buñuel, 1969
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Re: Nuns

Post by Witness » Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:04 am

We have enough neglected the subject.

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Re: Nuns

Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:14 am

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Nuns

Post by Witness » Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:48 am

Too late, all your turpitudes are exposed.

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Re: Nuns

Post by Witness » Fri Dec 13, 2013 3:15 am

Slacking thread, a pity…

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Re: Nuns

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Re: Nuns

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Re: Nuns

Post by Rob Lister » Sat Jan 04, 2014 4:06 pm


Pope to Nuns: Hey, Pick Up, It's Me
Francis has to leave a voice message

Pope Francis has made another memorable cold call, this time to a group of nuns in a Spanish convent. Problem is, they didn't pick up. "What are the nuns doing that they can't answer the phone?" Francis asked in the message he left, the recording of which was obtained by Spain's El Mundo newspaper and broadcast on Italian media. "This is Pope Francis. I wanted to offer you greetings for the end of the year. Maybe I'll try to call again later. May God bless you."
<--newser

What were they doing!?
Spoiler:
What the fuck is it you expect to find here? How the hell do I know what they were doing. Maybe they were doing their end-of-year accounting. Or laundry. Or giving each other pedicures.

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Re: Nuns

Post by Witness » Sat Jan 25, 2014 3:01 am

Coulden't resist this disgusting one:

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Re: Nuns

Post by silverdrake » Sat Jan 25, 2014 3:20 am

Thanks Witness, now I will have nightmares tonight. :shock:

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Re: Nuns

Post by Witness » Sat Jan 25, 2014 3:49 am

silverdrake wrote:Thanks Witness, now I will have nightmares tonight. :shock:
You're welcome…

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Re: Nuns

Post by Witness » Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:57 pm

OK, if AA bumps, I'll do it too:
Awful disclosures of Maria Monk, or, The hidden secrets of a nun's life in a convent exposed: illustrated with upwards of forty engravings (1836)
https://archive.org/details/cihm_38362

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Re: Nuns

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Re: Nuns

Post by Anaxagoras » Sun Mar 23, 2014 11:58 pm

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Re: Nuns

Post by Doctor X » Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:30 am

Get her to sing "Call Me" or "Poker Face"--or "Touch Myself"--and I will be impressed.

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Re: Nuns

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Re: Nuns

Post by grayman » Sat Apr 26, 2014 3:25 am

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