First Church of Cannabis

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First Church of Cannabis

Post by Rob Lister » Thu Apr 02, 2015 10:20 am

First Church of Cannabis
"If someone is smoking in our church, God bless them," Levin tells the newspaper. "This is a church to show a proper way of life." And, according to Levin,that means following his "Deity Dozen," which includes helping others, seeking out daily solitude, and not trolling folks on the Internet. How long the church lasts will be interesting, since marijuana is illegal in Indiana, for both recreational and medicinal purposes. Members are encouraged to donate $4.20 per month, but there's one thing they can't do in his pot paradise. "I'm not going to allow alcohol on the premise," he tells the Post, adding that he plans on setting up counseling services to help heroin addicts. (Wonder if the stance of this Indiana pizza place meets "Deity Dozen" standards.) ... s-420.html

Heh. I'm not above worshiping there. 'Cept'ng I'm too old for weed.

Here are the other Deity Dozen standards.

The New Deity Dozen
"Practice these in your daily adventures in life, teach others to do the same"
1) Don't be an asshole. Treat everyone with Love as an equal.
2) The day starts with your smile every morning. when you get up, wear it first.
3) Help others when you can. Not for money, but because it's needed.
4) Treat your body as a temple. Do not poison it with poor quality foods and sodas.
5) Do not take advantage of people. Do not intentionally hurt anything.
6) Never start a fight... only finish them.
7) Grow food, raise animals get nature into your daily routine
8) Do not be a "troll" on the internet, respect others without name calling and being vulgarly aggressive.
9) Spend at least 10 mins a day just contemplating life in a quiet space.
10) when you see a bully... stop them by any means possible. Protect those who can not protect themselves.
11) Laugh often, share humor. Have fun in life, be positive.
12) Cannabis, "the Healing Plant" is our sacrament. It brings us closer to ourselves and others. It is our fountain of health, our love, curing us from illness and depression. We embrace it with our whole heart and spirit, individually and as a group.

- Amen
Bill Levin - Minister of Love
and Grand Pooba of the Church

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Re: First Church of Cannabis

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Apr 02, 2015 2:50 pm

But is the weed smoking protected by Indiana's Religious Freedom Restoration Act? :BigGrin3:
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