A church is something that cannot be defined ...

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A church is something that cannot be defined ...

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Apr 25, 2015 8:09 pm

See what the UK misses by having an "established" church. :BigGrin3:

Key quote: A church is something that cannot be defined under the U.S. Constitution.

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Re: A church is something that cannot be defined ...

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Apr 25, 2015 8:29 pm

Wish the CofE had thought of that.

Back in my days as a chorister, the organist would sometimes allow us to play with his pipes.

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