This just in -- Nepal earthquake NOT caused by homos.

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This just in -- Nepal earthquake NOT caused by homos.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Apr 29, 2015 1:55 pm

VHP leader links Nepal earthquake to ‘beef eating’
The Northeast Today (India)

When was the last earthquake in Texas? :propeller:
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Re: This just in -- Nepal earthquake NOT caused by homos.

Postby sparks » Wed Apr 29, 2015 6:53 pm

Aren't humans just fucking grand?
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Re: This just in -- Nepal earthquake NOT caused by homos.

Postby gnome » Wed Apr 29, 2015 8:29 pm

I know, right? What with all the homos and the beef eating and atheists and stuff, we'll bring God's wrath upon us all and be destroyed forever!
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Re: This just in -- Nepal earthquake NOT caused by homos.

Postby Doctor X » Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:42 am

Homos are getting slack.

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Re: This just in -- Nepal earthquake NOT caused by homos.

Postby corplinx » Thu Apr 30, 2015 2:39 am

"beef eating" is just their slang for man on man ding dong mouth pleasure.

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Postby sparks » Thu Apr 30, 2015 4:36 am

corplinx wrote:"beef eating" is just their slang for man on man ding dong mouth pleasure.


What? The term 'cocksucking' isn't good enough anymore then, eh? (Fucking splitters)
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Re: This just in -- Nepal earthquake NOT caused by homos.

Postby Doctor X » Thu Apr 30, 2015 4:55 am

Only Thugs™ do that.

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Re: This just in -- Nepal earthquake NOT caused by homos.

Postby SezMe » Thu Apr 30, 2015 6:40 am

There go the boobquake theories.

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Re: This just in -- Nepal earthquake NOT caused by homos.

Postby Doctor X » Thu Apr 30, 2015 7:04 am

Damn Thugs Homos! Depriving us of our precious boobs!!111!

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Re: This just in -- Nepal earthquake NOT caused by homos.

Postby sparks » Thu Apr 30, 2015 6:26 pm

To say nothing of our Precious Bodily ... Fluids. :o
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Re: This just in -- Nepal earthquake NOT caused by homos.

Postby ed » Thu Apr 30, 2015 11:08 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:VHP leader links Nepal earthquake to ‘beef eating’
The Northeast Today (India)

When was the last earthquake in Texas? :propeller:



beef-eating?

Isn't that homos :? :?
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Re: This just in -- Nepal earthquake NOT caused by homos.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri May 01, 2015 12:02 am

... mumble mumble .. steers and queers ...
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Re: This just in -- Nepal earthquake NOT caused by homos.

Postby Witness » Fri May 01, 2015 1:36 am

And Pakistan sends beefy help.

Zee News wrote:Pakistan's 'help' has left the predominately Hindu country shocked as the ready-to-eat food includes packets of 'beef masala'. After media furore, the Pakistan Prime Ministers' Office issued an absurd clarification that the food consignment was for the non-Hindu community of Nepal and that the advice was written on the labels of food packets.

Cows are considered sacred in Nepal and there is a strict ban on its slaughter and is punishable with 12 years in prison. Prior to 1990, the offence attracted death penalty. As per 2011 census, 84 percent population of Nepal is Hindu, followed by Buddhists who constitute over 10 percent of the population. Effectively, close to 95 percent population is averse to beef.

While some are calling it insensitive on part of Pakistan to send beef to Nepal, others are seeing a mischief behind the act.
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A good example set; death is too soft for people indulging in haggis, or camembert…

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Re: This just in -- Nepal earthquake NOT caused by homos.

Postby Rob Lister » Fri May 01, 2015 1:39 am

Witness wrote:And Pakistan sends beefy help.

Zee News wrote:Pakistan's 'help' has left the predominately Hindu country shocked as the ready-to-eat food includes packets of 'beef masala'. After media furore, the Pakistan Prime Ministers' Office issued an absurd clarification that the food consignment was for the non-Hindu community of Nepal and that the advice was written on the labels of food packets.

Cows are considered sacred in Nepal and there is a strict ban on its slaughter and is punishable with 12 years in prison. Prior to 1990, the offence attracted death penalty. As per 2011 census, 84 percent population of Nepal is Hindu, followed by Buddhists who constitute over 10 percent of the population. Effectively, close to 95 percent population is averse to beef.

While some are calling it insensitive on part of Pakistan to send beef to Nepal, others are seeing a mischief behind the act.
(emphasis mine)

A good example set; death is too soft for people indulging in haggis, or camembert…


Nepal should send them a few ham sandwiches in return.


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