Pray for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

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Pray for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun May 17, 2015 1:10 am

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Please pray for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the living Boston Marathon bomber, he has been sentenced to death. Of course, it will probably be many years before the sentence is carried out. He has done horrible things but we should still pray for him. Imagine what a great witness for Jesus he would be if he denounced the horrors of Islam and came to Christ.
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Re: Pray for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

Post by Anaxagoras » Sun May 17, 2015 5:04 am

No. Just no.



Completely unsurprised though that Christians would say that. They'll even pray for you Abdul. Maybe if they pray hard enough the scales will fall from your eyes, you'll see the light and renounce your sinful ways. :D
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Re: Pray for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

Post by Bruce » Sun May 17, 2015 8:43 am

Praying for sinners earns you forgiveness points. You can trade those in for harp strings in heaven.
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Re: Pray for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

Post by DrMatt » Sun May 17, 2015 11:49 am

Do Lyon and Healy have the market cornered on that?
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Re: Pray for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

Post by ed » Sun May 17, 2015 11:57 am

self aggrandizing bullshit. If you wanted to pray then when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men....when thou prayest, enter into thy closet and when thou has shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret
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Re: Pray for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

Post by Pyrrho » Sun May 17, 2015 12:00 pm

I'll pray that he dies before some self-serving -- you know the word -- can do a jailhouse interview.
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Re: Pray for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

Post by ed » Sun May 17, 2015 12:03 pm

From RR.

Revelation 22:17a The Spirit and Bride are now saying, "Come!" The ones who hear are now saying, "Come!" The ones who thirst are now saying, "Come!" so come LORD Jesus !


are they really that tone deaf?
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Re: Pray for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

Post by Pyrrho » Sun May 17, 2015 12:34 pm

For the OP, I'm thinking more in terms of a Boondock Saints type of prayer.
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Re: Pray for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

Post by Anaxagoras » Sun May 17, 2015 4:17 pm

ed wrote:From RR.

Revelation 22:17a The Spirit and Bride are now saying, "Come!" The ones who hear are now saying, "Come!" The ones who thirst are now saying, "Come!" so come LORD Jesus !


are they really that tone deaf?


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Re: Pray for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

Post by hammegk » Sun May 17, 2015 11:22 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:
ed wrote:From RR.

Revelation 22:17a The Spirit and Bride are now saying, "Come!" The ones who hear are now saying, "Come!" The ones who thirst are now saying, "Come!" so come LORD Jesus !


are they really that tone deaf?


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Re: Pray for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

Post by Doctor X » Mon May 18, 2015 4:12 am

If prayer worked:

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they would be alive.

May they blow a few veins trying to establish a line.

Some have claimed that life in prison is a worse fate than lethal injection. Perhaps. For people who care. Anyone think Manson has suffered? Okay, there was that time the Hare Krishna prisoner set him on fire:

Guard One Hey.

Guard Two "Hey" what?

Guard One Charlie's on fire.

Guard Two Really?

Guard One Yeah.

Guard Two So, should we do something about it?

Guard One Don'know. What does the manual say?

Guard Two Shit if I know.

Guard One Maybe we should call a supervisor?

Guard Two Sure. Do you have a dime?

people like to imagine it is serial rape for 25+ years with a murder at some point, and for Dalmer and Geogan that partly happened. Reality is he lives unmolested, maybe even makes himself a hero amongst like-thinking Cunts, finds some way to justify his life. Or maybe he "Finds Zod" and gets a bunch of Moonbats and PsychoCons to fight for his release. Never a dull day.

Yet he had the opportunity to die. He avoided it. Unlike the Cunts McVey who demanded a halt on all further appeals--which is why he was executed so rapidly--Shipstain chose to fight the death penalty.

He fears death.

So, perhaps the best of both worlds: years in prison ended by lethal injection. No further control over his life.

There is no justice.

There is just us.

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