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Random smitings in the news

Post by Pyrrho » Wed May 20, 2015 12:18 am

ed is at it again.

http://www.wkyc.com/story/news/local/cl ... /27606765/
Multiple crews are battling a fire at a scrap metal business oon the city's east side.

Cleveland Fire Department spokesman Larry Gray tells Channel 3 the fire is at a scrap metal business called Truly Blessed, located at 13900 Miles Avenue.
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Re: Random smitings in the news

Post by DrMatt » Wed May 20, 2015 1:57 am

Nothing burns quite like metal. Smells like insurance fraud.
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Re: Random smitings in the news

Post by Nyarlathotep » Wed May 20, 2015 5:25 am

Jet fuel can't melt scrap metal beams
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Re: Random smitings in the news

Post by ed » Wed May 20, 2015 11:12 am

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Re: Random smitings in the news

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri May 22, 2015 1:21 am

I liked the spiders falling from the sky in Australia recently.

http://www.popsci.com/hordes-spiders-ar ... -right-now
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