Practical help for the demon-possessed

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Practical help for the demon-possessed

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu May 28, 2015 3:25 am

Their headline not mine this time.

Practical help for the demon-possessed: Vatican rolls out new exorcism course
Catholic News Agency
This month the Vatican will gather a wide range experts in the field of exorcism with the aim of shedding light on demonic possession from both theological and scientific perspectives.

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See that? Science. :)
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The International Association of Exorcists (AIE) met for their 12th annual conference in Rome last October. According to AIE spokesperson Dr. Valter Cascioli, an increasing number of bishops and cardinals asked to participate in the conference due to an increase in demonic activity.

“It's becoming a pastoral emergency,” Cascioli told CNA. “At the moment the number of disturbances of extraordinary demonic activity is on the rise.”

The rise in demonic activity can be attributed to a decreasing faith among individuals, coupled with an increase in curiosity and participation in occult activity such as Ouija boards and seances, Cascioli said.
Supply and demand. More demons, more exorcists. QED.
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Re: Practical help for the demon-possessed

Post by Anaxagoras » Thu May 28, 2015 3:28 am

You sure this isn't from The Onion? :notsure:
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Re: Practical help for the demon-possessed

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu May 28, 2015 3:35 am

Personally I think Monopoly is much more demonic than Ouija boards.

It sows discord among loved ones.
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Re: Practical help for the demon-possessed

Post by asthmatic camel » Thu May 28, 2015 12:06 pm

They should feed the possessed one of my phall curries. The demon will quickly exit the body along with everything else it contains.
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Re: Practical help for the demon-possessed

Post by DrMatt » Fri May 29, 2015 1:19 am

My operating system can't operate without daemons. What's the big idea?
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Re: Practical help for the demon-possessed

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri May 29, 2015 11:37 am

DrMatt wrote:My operating system can't operate without daemons. What's the big idea?
Q. E. fuggin D. 8)
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Re: Practical help for the demon-possessed

Post by Witness » Sat May 30, 2015 4:05 am

I'd prefer to keep some of my demons…

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What does the Vatican say?

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Post by Doctor X » Sat May 30, 2015 4:09 am

She is not a demon.

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Re: Practical help for the demon-possessed

Post by Witness » Sat May 30, 2015 4:24 am

Perhaps I'm mistaken, but I thought the… uh… Founding Fathers never denied the existence of pre-Christian gods (mostly Greco-Roman, OK, so Ishtar is perhaps a bit too far away), but revamped them as "demons".

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Re: Practical help for the demon-possessed

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat May 30, 2015 4:35 am

Witness wrote:Perhaps I'm mistaken, but I thought the… uh… Founding Fathers never denied the existence of pre-Christian gods (mostly Greco-Roman, OK, so Ishtar is perhaps a bit too far away), but revamped them as "demons".
Sometimes, but various mother goddesses were reborn as manifestations of The Blessed Virgin.
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