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Creationist finds Fossil

Post by Witness » Sat May 30, 2015 4:38 am

The Washington Post wrote:Whoops! A creationist museum supporter stumbled upon a major fossil find.

Canadian Edgar Nernberg isn't into the whole evolution thing. In fact, he's on the board of directors of Big Valley’s Creation Science Museum, a place meant to rival local scientific institutions. Adhering to the most extreme form of religious creationism, the exhibits "prove" that the Earth is only around 6,000 years old, and that humans and dinosaurs co-existed.

Unfortunately, Nernberg just dug up a 60-million-year-old fish.


Local outlets report that the man is far from shaken by the bony fish, which he found while excavating a basement in Calgary.

Because here's the thing: He just doesn't believe they're that old. And he's quite the fossil lover.

“No, it hasn’t changed my mind. We all have the same evidence, and it’s just a matter of how you interpret it,” Nernberg told the Calgary Sun. “There’s no dates stamped on these things."

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Re: Creationist finds Fossil

Post by Doctor X » Sat May 30, 2015 5:01 am

"We all have the same evidence, and it’s just a matter of how you interpret it" does not fly with the IRS. . . .

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Re: Creationist finds Fossil

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat May 30, 2015 2:34 pm

They are, he tells us, exactly what you would have expected as one of the results of Noah’s Flood.

Disappointingly rational.

The line used to be that it was put there by God to test our faith.

Or put there by the Devil to deceive us.

One or the other. :propeller:
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