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Here's a real good way to fight gay marriage.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jun 21, 2015 2:18 am

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Cruz: Pray Supreme Court Doesn't Legalize Gay Marriage
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WASHINGTON – U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz used the imminent Supreme Court ruling on gay marriage to make his case to a socially conservative group on Thursday.

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“I would encourage everyone here to be lifting up in prayer the court that they not engage in an act of naked and lawless judicial activism, tearing down the marriage laws adopted pursuant to the Constitution,” he added.

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Re: Here's a real good way to fight gay marriage.

Post by the_ignored » Sun Jun 21, 2015 2:28 am

I prefer this guy's idea.
>From: enuffenuff@fastmail.fm
(excerpt follows):
>Good luck with that fuckwit. And Reynold, fucking run, and don't stop.
>Disappear would be best as it was you who dared to attack me on my
>illness knowing nothing of the cause. You disgust me and you are top of
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>and visits to see you are behaving. Nothing scary in reality. But I'd
>still disappear if I was you.

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Re: Here's a real good way to fight gay marriage.

Post by sparks » Sun Jun 21, 2015 6:49 pm

That'd be an excellent start. :)
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Jun 26, 2015 4:01 pm

What is it that the religious like to say?

God always answers prayers, sometimes he says "no".

Something like that, anyway. Maybe poor Teddy boy can comfort himself with that thought.
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Post by sparks » Fri Jun 26, 2015 9:51 pm

Or, he too could set himself on fire.

Just heard SCOTUS' decision on NPR this morning on the way to work.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA................................................

Anyone hear when Pastor Scarborough's gonna light himself off?
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Sat Jun 27, 2015 12:49 am

Since I heard him yapping about how terrible it is on NPR this afternoon, I think he's going to go back on his promise.
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Post by Doctor X » Sat Jun 27, 2015 2:31 am

Let me guess: the fire is "metaphorical."

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Post by the_ignored » Sat Jun 27, 2015 3:51 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:Since I heard him yapping about how terrible it is on NPR this afternoon, I think he's going to go back on his promise.
Sad that the one guy who did light himself on fire was a good guy who was fighting for a good cause.
>From: enuffenuff@fastmail.fm
(excerpt follows):
>Good luck with that fuckwit. And Reynold, fucking run, and don't stop.
>Disappear would be best as it was you who dared to attack me on my
>illness knowing nothing of the cause. You disgust me and you are top of
>the list boy. Again, no violence. Just regular reminders of who's there
>and visits to see you are behaving. Nothing scary in reality. But I'd
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Sat Jun 27, 2015 7:16 am

Doctor X wrote:Let me guess: the fire is "metaphorical."

--J.D.
Shoot not even that. I think his plan is to pretend he never said it.

Ah well, seeing him make a liar out of himself is a decent consolation prize.
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Sat Jun 27, 2015 5:25 pm

Rick Scarborough Deathwatch update:

He actually IS claiming it was metaphorical.

Texas pastor denies plan to set self on fire if gay marriage was legalized, was only quoting a song
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Post by Doctor X » Sat Jun 27, 2015 6:38 pm

Probably shocked that the Earth did not fold up like 2012 or whatever that movie was no one actually saw.

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Post by the_ignored » Sun Jun 28, 2015 6:52 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:Rick Scarborough Deathwatch update:

He actually IS claiming it was metaphorical.

Texas pastor denies plan to set self on fire if gay marriage was legalized, was only quoting a song
He should have made that clear before then, I figure. Bastard...get our hopes up like that.
>From: enuffenuff@fastmail.fm
(excerpt follows):
>Good luck with that fuckwit. And Reynold, fucking run, and don't stop.
>Disappear would be best as it was you who dared to attack me on my
>illness knowing nothing of the cause. You disgust me and you are top of
>the list boy. Again, no violence. Just regular reminders of who's there
>and visits to see you are behaving. Nothing scary in reality. But I'd
>still disappear if I was you.

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Post by Doctor X » Sun Jun 28, 2015 7:10 am

the_ignored wrote:He should have made that clear before then, I figure. Bastard...get our hopes up like that.
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Post by the_ignored » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:40 am

Well, you did figure that guy out.



Ok. So: Which god are you going to pray to on my behalf?
>From: enuffenuff@fastmail.fm
(excerpt follows):
>Good luck with that fuckwit. And Reynold, fucking run, and don't stop.
>Disappear would be best as it was you who dared to attack me on my
>illness knowing nothing of the cause. You disgust me and you are top of
>the list boy. Again, no violence. Just regular reminders of who's there
>and visits to see you are behaving. Nothing scary in reality. But I'd
>still disappear if I was you.

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Post by Doctor X » Sun Jun 28, 2015 7:36 pm

Inana has the most flexible and accommodating Temple Prostitutes.

I may be . . . awhile.

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Post by the_ignored » Tue Jun 30, 2015 11:55 am

So...3 minutes then?
>From: enuffenuff@fastmail.fm
(excerpt follows):
>Good luck with that fuckwit. And Reynold, fucking run, and don't stop.
>Disappear would be best as it was you who dared to attack me on my
>illness knowing nothing of the cause. You disgust me and you are top of
>the list boy. Again, no violence. Just regular reminders of who's there
>and visits to see you are behaving. Nothing scary in reality. But I'd
>still disappear if I was you.

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Post by Doctor X » Tue Jun 30, 2015 5:55 pm

I always go for at least two sacraments.

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Post by sparks » Tue Jun 30, 2015 11:21 pm

Doctor X wrote:I always go for at least two sacraments.

--J.D.
That's funny--I never heard it called that before! :)
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Post by the_ignored » Wed Jul 01, 2015 6:01 am

Doctor X wrote:I always go for at least two sacraments.

--J.D.
Oh. Ok. That'll be four minutes. Sorry about losing your can-opener by the way. I know it would have been useful in that situation.

:oops:
>From: enuffenuff@fastmail.fm
(excerpt follows):
>Good luck with that fuckwit. And Reynold, fucking run, and don't stop.
>Disappear would be best as it was you who dared to attack me on my
>illness knowing nothing of the cause. You disgust me and you are top of
>the list boy. Again, no violence. Just regular reminders of who's there
>and visits to see you are behaving. Nothing scary in reality. But I'd
>still disappear if I was you.

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Post by Doctor X » Wed Jul 01, 2015 6:10 am

She prefers the garlic press.

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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