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Teaching kids about hell! Fun!

Postby the_ignored » Sat Jul 04, 2015 4:14 am

Some religious people rather lack subtly, don't they?

Here are the book’s main lessons about hell for small kids:

Hell is not a place where you can have fun. Hell is not a place where friends gather to hang around.

Hell is the furnace of fire where people go who die in their sins without being saved by Jesus… The people in hell are there forever, without any possibility of relief by the mercy or pity of God.



Who goes to hell? All people born with Adam’s sin in them go to hell if they don’t trust in Jesus… teenagers go to hell, and even little children can go to hell. Remember, little children are not too little to go hell.
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Re: Teaching kids about hell! Fun!

Postby Doctor X » Sat Jul 04, 2015 5:18 am

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Re: Teaching kids about hell! Fun!

Postby Bruce » Sat Jul 04, 2015 10:08 am

Remember, little children are not too little to go hell.


Jesus loves the little children
Except for those he doesn't save.
Red and yellow, black and white.
He will burn them all in spite.
Jesus loves the little children of the world.

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Re: Teaching kids about hell! Fun!

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jul 04, 2015 12:41 pm

the_ignored wrote:Some religious people rather lack subtly, don't they?


Thank you.

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Re: Teaching kids about hell! Fun!

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jul 04, 2015 12:43 pm

Bruce wrote:Red and yellow, black and white.
He will burn them all in spite.


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Re: Teaching kids about hell! Fun!

Postby hammegk » Tue Jul 07, 2015 9:57 pm

Wouldn't that trophy attract lightening? You are a sweetty but I doubt God needs help aiming.

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Re: Teaching kids about hell! Fun!

Postby Witness » Wed Jul 08, 2015 2:34 am

Yeah, kids have to take care!

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Re: Teaching kids about hell! Fun!

Postby Doctor X » Wed Jul 08, 2015 4:21 am

I would not describe the forced passage through a wood chipper feet-first as "lashing out."

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Re: Teaching kids about hell! Fun!

Postby gnome » Wed Jul 08, 2015 10:39 am

Sounds more like the act of someone "disgruntled"
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Re: Teaching kids about hell! Fun!

Postby Bruce » Wed Jul 08, 2015 11:53 pm

BAH!
Such potential!


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