Teaching kids about hell! Fun!

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Teaching kids about hell! Fun!

Post by the_ignored » Sat Jul 04, 2015 4:14 am

Some religious people rather lack subtly, don't they?
Here are the book’s main lessons about hell for small kids:

Hell is not a place where you can have fun. Hell is not a place where friends gather to hang around.

Hell is the furnace of fire where people go who die in their sins without being saved by Jesus… The people in hell are there forever, without any possibility of relief by the mercy or pity of God.



Who goes to hell? All people born with Adam’s sin in them go to hell if they don’t trust in Jesus… teenagers go to hell, and even little children can go to hell. Remember, little children are not too little to go hell.
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Re: Teaching kids about hell! Fun!

Post by Doctor X » Sat Jul 04, 2015 5:18 am

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Re: Teaching kids about hell! Fun!

Post by Bruce » Sat Jul 04, 2015 10:08 am

Remember, little children are not too little to go hell.
Jesus loves the little children
Except for those he doesn't save.
Red and yellow, black and white.
He will burn them all in spite.
Jesus loves the little children of the world.

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Re: Teaching kids about hell! Fun!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jul 04, 2015 12:41 pm

the_ignored wrote:Some religious people rather lack subtly, don't they?
Thank you.

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Re: Teaching kids about hell! Fun!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jul 04, 2015 12:43 pm

Bruce wrote: Red and yellow, black and white.
He will burn them all in spite.
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Post by hammegk » Tue Jul 07, 2015 9:57 pm

Wouldn't that trophy attract lightening? You are a sweetty but I doubt God needs help aiming.

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Re: Teaching kids about hell! Fun!

Post by Witness » Wed Jul 08, 2015 2:34 am

Yeah, kids have to take care!

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Re: Teaching kids about hell! Fun!

Post by Doctor X » Wed Jul 08, 2015 4:21 am

I would not describe the forced passage through a wood chipper feet-first as "lashing out."

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Teaching kids about hell! Fun!

Post by gnome » Wed Jul 08, 2015 10:39 am

Sounds more like the act of someone "disgruntled"
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: Teaching kids about hell! Fun!

Post by Bruce » Wed Jul 08, 2015 11:53 pm

BAH!
Such potential!