Pagans have it easy

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Pagans have it easy

Post by Witness » Wed Jul 08, 2015 12:49 am

From 10 Spells For Money and Prosperity I've extracted this one:

6. Pay the Little Ones: Go into your favorite grassy area that helps you feel close to nature. Spend some time with the area, blending into the energies that live there. When you are finished, toss a handful of pennies, the brighter and shinier the better, into the grass and tell the little ones who live there that they may keep the coins if they will go find financial opportunities for you to explore. Don’t worry. They are happy to work on the cheap like that.

No wages, no taxes, no unions and the little fuckers "are happy to work on the cheap". Let the non-Pagans bother with an economy…

To get stinking rich, the 9 other spells: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/energymagic/2015/07/10moneyspells/

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Re: Pagans have it easy

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:04 am

Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
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Re: Pagans have it easy

Post by Witness » Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:09 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:As a non-American you do not appreciate the importance of mojo.

You insult me, Sir. I played some blues when you were still soiling your diapers. Image

And the vid is again unavailable. I see you do it on purpose… Worked when I posted. :?
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Re: Pagans have it easy

Post by Doctor X » Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:10 am

They never could make the connection between "underpants" and "profit."

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