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92 years old? Fuck you, pay us!

Postby Pyrrho » Tue Aug 18, 2015 11:23 pm

http://www.ijreview.com/2015/08/391946- ... -cant-pay/

A Georgia woman who’s been a member of the same church for over 50 years says she is no longer welcome in her house of worship.

Ninety-two-year-old Josephine King told Fox6 she received a letter from her church indicating that she should no longer attend because she wasn’t tithing.


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Re: 92 years old? Fuck you, pay us!

Postby the_ignored » Wed Aug 19, 2015 12:20 am

Those fuckers should be christ-fucking grateful that they are not made to pay taxes like any other corporation. Instead they do THIS shit to people!
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(excerpt follows):
>Good luck with that fuckwit. And Reynold, fucking run, and don't stop.
>Disappear would be best as it was you who dared to attack me on my
>illness knowing nothing of the cause. You disgust me and you are top of
>the list boy. Again, no violence. Just regular reminders of who's there
>and visits to see you are behaving. Nothing scary in reality. But I'd
>still disappear if I was you.

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Re: 92 years old? Fuck you, pay us!

Postby Rob Lister » Wed Aug 19, 2015 12:45 am

You gots to pay for your snake oil.

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Re: 92 years old? Fuck you, pay us!

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Re: 92 years old? Fuck you, pay us!

Postby sparks » Wed Aug 19, 2015 9:29 pm

Not tithing apparently makes the baby Jeebus cry. Well, there's one church that needs itself a reeeeeaaaaaaaallll good burnin'!
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Re: 92 years old? Fuck you, pay us!

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Re: 92 years old? Fuck you, pay us!

Postby sparks » Thu Aug 20, 2015 9:40 pm

"Give that fucker an enema and you could bury him in a shoe box."
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