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Another heresy

Postby Witness » Fri Sep 11, 2015 12:57 am

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Her fleecing site wrote:Is my pet happy? Why did this happen? Is it okay to get another pet? Using her personal experiences as well as the stories of the families she’s worked with, Sonya sheds some light on the questions that every grieving pet owner has, and assures the reader that there are, in fact, no sad dogs (or cats or birds or turtles or horses or cows) in heaven.
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That "heaven" must be nicely overcrowded by now. Another good reason to be an atheist, if you don't enjoy wading in dog poo.
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Re: Another heresy

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Sep 11, 2015 1:07 am

She is correct of course.

There are indeed no sad dogs in Heaven.
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Re: Another heresy

Postby Witness » Fri Sep 11, 2015 1:10 am

↑ You'd have made a wonderful career as a Jesuit. :twisted:

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Re: Another heresy

Postby hammegk » Fri Sep 11, 2015 3:36 pm

But does a dog have Buddha nature?

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Re: Another heresy

Postby Doctor X » Fri Sep 11, 2015 3:48 pm

Fairy heaven.

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Re: Another heresy

Postby hammegk » Fri Sep 11, 2015 4:01 pm

Doctor X wrote:Fairy heaven.

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That's where you'll rejoin all your now dead adopted aids orphans. :De_Bunk:

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Re: Another heresy

Postby Doctor X » Fri Sep 11, 2015 4:04 pm

Oh wait, Bad Fairies do not go to fairy heaven.

Though, in a way, Tinkerbell lives in his own self-made hell.

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Re: Another heresy

Postby the_ignored » Fri Sep 11, 2015 10:52 pm

Bah! I'd like to give her a pet...!
>From: enuffenuff@fastmail.fm
(excerpt follows):
>Good luck with that fuckwit. And Reynold, fucking run, and don't stop.
>Disappear would be best as it was you who dared to attack me on my
>illness knowing nothing of the cause. You disgust me and you are top of
>the list boy. Again, no violence. Just regular reminders of who's there
>and visits to see you are behaving. Nothing scary in reality. But I'd
>still disappear if I was you.


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