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Never heard The Pope speak English before

Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Sep 25, 2015 4:49 am

And he sounds just like Slowpoke Rodriquez.

He is the slowest Pope in all Meh-hee-co. An' he carries a Big Gun.
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Re: Never heard The Pope speak English before

Post by Doctor X » Fri Sep 25, 2015 5:11 am

But Slow Poke Rodriguez . . . he pack a gun!

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Re: Never heard The Pope speak English before

Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Sep 25, 2015 1:56 pm

So does the Pope
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Re: Never heard The Pope speak English before

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Sep 25, 2015 1:58 pm

Él no juega el juego, ni hace las reglas.

¿No?
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Re: Never heard The Pope speak English before

Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Sep 25, 2015 3:00 pm

I suppose he doesn't
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Re: Never heard The Pope speak English before

Post by Rob Lister » Fri Sep 25, 2015 4:36 pm

I'm gonna kick his ass for being a wimp.

My wife (very catholic) thinks I should not. I will though.

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Re: Never heard The Pope speak English before

Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Sep 25, 2015 9:25 pm

I'd be careful. As has been pointed out, he pack a gun.
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Re: Never heard The Pope speak English before

Post by Doctor X » Fri Sep 25, 2015 10:00 pm

Evidences:

[youtube]wYi_hq2p1Ac[/youtube]

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Re: Never heard The Pope speak English before

Post by Nyarlathotep » Sat Sep 26, 2015 12:08 am

He can also control minds. More evidences

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Re: Never heard The Pope speak English before

Post by Rob Lister » Sat Sep 26, 2015 1:33 pm

His visit is a big deal for her. She does not get that it is not a big deal for me. She insists that we go to church tomorrow. I will. I suggested we go tonight so as to avoid the crowd and she just looked at me all funny like.

I'm guessing it is the 'crowd' she enjoys.

While I'm there I will pray for DocX and ed. I will not take communion because I am unworthy.

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Re: Never heard The Pope speak English before

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Sep 26, 2015 11:22 pm

Not directly related to the OP but the Pope needs his own thread and I picked this one. :)

Philly's Preparations for Pope Francis are Like a Dry Run for the Apocalypse
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... On Thursday night at 10pm, a “secure vehicle perimeter” went into effect, blocking off all roads within the “Pope Zone.” On Friday at 6pm, a larger “Traffic Box” will materialize across Center City. At 10pm, the Box hops the river into West Philly, and the secure vehicle perimeter expands east to Independence Hall. For those not familiar with the city, this boils down to a 4.6 mile square chunk of metropolis — including some of the city’s most densely trafficked streets — transforming into a no car zone overnight. ...
Pics at link.
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Re: Never heard The Pope speak English before

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Sep 27, 2015 12:21 am

Oooh! Oooh!

The latest Roman Catholic conspiracy theory.

It's from Pam Geller, so you know there's a Muslim slant to it too. :MuhammadBoom:

From her own website ...
Cardinal Danneels admits: “Mafia” club brought down Benedict XVI to make Church “much more modern”
Pope Benedict spoke honestly about Islam. Now it has come to light that he was being undermined by a shadowy cabal that wanted to install Cardinal Bergoglio — the present Pope Francis — as Pope and “modernize” the Catholic Church. One thing they’ve certainly succeeded in doing is ending all resistance to the global jihad that has victimized hundreds of thousands of Christians. The Church leadership is betraying its own people. ...
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Re: Never heard The Pope speak English before

Post by Witness » Sun Sep 27, 2015 4:00 am

Rob Lister wrote:His visit is a big deal for her. She does not get that it is not a big deal for me. She insists that we go to church tomorrow. I will. I suggested we go tonight so as to avoid the crowd and she just looked at me all funny like.

I'm guessing it is the 'crowd' she enjoys.
A crowd = more people see you at church. Simple. :bishop:

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Re: Never heard The Pope speak English before

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Sep 30, 2015 4:47 pm

Guess who Pope Francis met with.

C'mon guess. :)
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Re: Never heard The Pope speak English before

Post by sparks » Wed Sep 30, 2015 6:11 pm

Pope Who?
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Re: Never heard The Pope speak English before

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Sep 30, 2015 6:15 pm

Frances? :?





Nope. Spelled it right the first time. :notsure:
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Re: Never heard The Pope speak English before

Post by Doctor X » Wed Sep 30, 2015 6:16 pm

Peter Capaldi.

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Re: Never heard The Pope speak English before

Post by sparks » Wed Sep 30, 2015 6:25 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Frances? :?





Nope. Spelled it right the first time. :notsure:
I was merely being a dick. It's what I do best. Trying to point out that 'The Pope', regardless of who holds the office, is just another human pretending to be something he isn't: God's personal representative on Earth.
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Re: Never heard The Pope speak English before

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Sep 30, 2015 6:38 pm

sparks wrote:I was merely being a dick. It's what I do best.
As is well known. :P
Trying to point out that 'The Pope', regardless of who holds the office, is just another human pretending to be something he isn't: God's personal representative on Earth.
He's also a head of state. If you think that's bullshit, just remember he's powerful enough to shield Bernard Law from American justice. :)
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Re: Never heard The Pope speak English before

Post by sparks » Wed Sep 30, 2015 6:49 pm

I didn't know that one! Thanks.

But, it misses my point: I couldn't care less about the office of The Pope also being a head of state. (Actually, I do. The irony is...deliciously ironic) The most offensive part about The Pope is that the office claims he's Gods personal rep on Earth.
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