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Kent Hovind claims that god put contradictions in bible

Postby the_ignored » Thu Dec 31, 2015 10:44 pm

Why? To flush out atheists, those who have already decided to not believe in god anyway.
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Re: Kent Hovind claims that god put contradictions in bible

Postby Doctor X » Thu Dec 31, 2015 11:13 pm

So Hovind does not know the history of Biblical Criticism. . . .

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Re: Kent Hovind claims that god put contradictions in bible

Postby Witness » Thu Dec 31, 2015 11:25 pm

Well, we already knew that fossils were just traps for the unwary, or proof of the flood, or something.

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Re: Kent Hovind claims that god put contradictions in bible

Postby Doctor X » Fri Jan 01, 2016 12:03 am

They have something to do with sparks.

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Re: Kent Hovind claims that god put contradictions in bible

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Jan 01, 2016 12:07 am

Well if God wrote the Bible it clearly follows, etc.

Interesting. The usual thing is to explain contradictions.

Maybe Kent Hovind needs a remedial course on apologetics taught by Jesuits. :BigGrin3:
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Re: Kent Hovind claims that god put contradictions in bible

Postby sparks » Fri Jan 01, 2016 2:40 am

Doctor X wrote:They have something to do with sparks.

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Indeed. I put them there to fuck with the faithful those who really do not deserve nice things.

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Re: Kent Hovind claims that god put contradictions in bible

Postby Doctor X » Fri Jan 01, 2016 5:02 am

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Re: Kent Hovind claims that god put contradictions in bible

Postby sparks » Fri Jan 01, 2016 5:12 am

At last! Someone who knows where!

Is there a DVD available?
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Re: Kent Hovind claims that god put contradictions in bible

Postby Doctor X » Fri Jan 01, 2016 7:44 am

You know that those web-cams of Tinkerbell being "roger'd with extreme prejudice" by the biker club are both highly expensive and highly illegal!

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Re: Kent Hovind claims that god put contradictions in bible

Postby sparks » Fri Jan 01, 2016 8:56 am

BWAHAHA... Quite right. They are not nice. But there are some not nice things that should be avoided. :)
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Re: Kent Hovind claims that god put contradictions in bible

Postby Doctor X » Fri Jan 01, 2016 9:04 am

Well, to be fair, his videos are popular in Cleveland. . . .

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Re: Kent Hovind claims that god put contradictions in bible

Postby the_ignored » Sat Jan 02, 2016 1:40 am

Doctor X wrote:ImageI know where your ring has been.

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Well, uh....you should know, shouldn't you! :tater:
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Re: Kent Hovind claims that god put contradictions in bible

Postby Doctor X » Sat Jan 02, 2016 2:49 am

You might think that . . . I could not possibly comment.

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Re: Kent Hovind claims that god put contradictions in bible

Postby gnome » Sun Jan 03, 2016 10:23 pm

the_ignored wrote:Why? To flush out atheists, those who have already decided to not believe in god anyway.


Bonus: An in-canon contradicition is golden for debating--it lets you take a different side according to what you prefer to argue at that point.
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Re: Kent Hovind claims that god put contradictions in bible

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jan 03, 2016 10:46 pm

gnome wrote:
the_ignored wrote:Why? To flush out atheists, those who have already decided to not believe in god anyway.


Bonus: An in-canon contradicition is golden for debating--it lets you take a different side according to what you prefer to argue at that point.


This whole schtick presupposes that God is not omniscient.

An omniscient God knows from all eternity who is an atheist without playing silly head games.

All Biblical contradictions are "explainable". The apologetics on the subject are are quite old and certainly not any worse than Kent Hovind's creationist arguments.

What is really happening here is that Kent Hovind is stunningly ignorant from a completely orthodox historical Christian point of view. See my earlier crack about Jesuits, but Protestants have been known to play a good game too.
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Re: Kent Hovind claims that god put contradictions in bible

Postby the_ignored » Sat Jan 09, 2016 3:25 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Well if God wrote the Bible it clearly follows, etc.

Interesting. The usual thing is to explain contradictions.

Maybe Kent Hovind needs a remedial course on apologetics taught by Jesuits. :BigGrin3:

I say: Give that sunuvabitch to the Bene Gesserits. They'll straighten him right the hell out.
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>Good luck with that fuckwit. And Reynold, fucking run, and don't stop.
>Disappear would be best as it was you who dared to attack me on my
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>and visits to see you are behaving. Nothing scary in reality. But I'd
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Re: Kent Hovind claims that god put contradictions in bible

Postby the_ignored » Sat Jan 09, 2016 3:27 pm

Doctor X wrote:You might think that . . . I could not possibly comment.

--J. "Ask Me Properly, Tinkerbell! Call Me 'Daddy!'" D.

Sure you can! We do have freedom of speech here. Unless the server for this site is in North Korea, but then the avatars would be all pics of that fat kid with the stupid hair cut.
>From: enuffenuff@fastmail.fm
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>Good luck with that fuckwit. And Reynold, fucking run, and don't stop.
>Disappear would be best as it was you who dared to attack me on my
>illness knowing nothing of the cause. You disgust me and you are top of
>the list boy. Again, no violence. Just regular reminders of who's there
>and visits to see you are behaving. Nothing scary in reality. But I'd
>still disappear if I was you.

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Re: Kent Hovind claims that god put contradictions in bible

Postby The Editor » Sat Jan 09, 2016 6:02 pm

the_ignored wrote:
Doctor X wrote:You might think that . . . I could not possibly comment.

--J. "Ask Me Properly, Tinkerbell! Call Me 'Daddy!'" D.

Sure you can! We do have freedom of speech here. Unless the server for this site is in North Korea, but then the avatars would be all pics of that fat kid with the stupid hair cut.


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