Vicars should grow BEARDS to reach out to Muslims

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Vicars should grow BEARDS to reach out to Muslims

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jan 24, 2016 10:36 pm

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Vicars should grow BEARDS to reach out to Muslims in their areas, says Bishop of London
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Rt Rev. Richard Chartres praised two priests who had grown bushy beards
Applauded their desire to reach out to the 'majority of their parishioners'
Bishop described his own beard, which he grew in the 1970s, as modest
He also said 'saint' David Beckham encouraged men to grow facial hair


"Their parishioners" as if Muslims consider themselves such? When it's more a question of being able to walk down the street without being hassled for being infidels.

They should also stop drinking beer and eating pork. And pray facing Mecca. On their bellies with their shoes off.

Maybe they can convert the Muslims to being just as blase about religion as your average C of E infidel?
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Re: Vicars should grow BEARDS to reach out to Muslims

Postby Witness » Mon Jan 25, 2016 3:53 am

The C of E (or is it all of E?) starts sounding a tad desperate…

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Re: Vicars should grow BEARDS to reach out to Muslims

Postby Nyarlathotep » Mon Jan 25, 2016 5:59 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Maybe they can convert the Muslims to being just as blase about religion as your average C of E infidel?


That would only be a good thing.

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