Reality literally bites preacher in the ass

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Reality literally bites preacher in the ass

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Mar 12, 2016 12:19 am

Would be funny maybe if it was true.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/chr ... 0f99d89524
Park Officials In South Africa Dispute Story Of Christian 'Prophet' Attacked By Lion (UPDATE)
Anyway...

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/christi ... -save-him/
Alec Ndiwane thought he was filled with the Holy Spirit when he decided to “challenge” lions at the Kruger National Park.

The Zion Christian Church Prophet was at the park with his fellow church members when, according to GhanaWeb, he went into a trance and began speaking in tongues. The group approached the pride of lions while they munched happily on an antelope, but that’s when Ndiwane ran toward the lions.

Out To Africa lists humans as the major predator to lions, so it’s no surprise that the lions took on the challenge. Once he realized what was happening, Ndiwane made an about-face and immediately ran away. Unfortunately, lions are fast and fierce animals and when one of the lions snapped her paws on him, Ndiwane sustained injuries to his buttocks.
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“I do not know what came over me,” Ndiwane confessed. “I thought the Lord wanted to use me to show his power over animals. Is it not we were given dominion over all creatures of the earth.”
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Re: Reality literally bites preacher in the ass

Post by Doctor X » Sat Mar 12, 2016 3:38 am

Well, here is your problem:
Pyrrho wrote:Alec Ndiwane thought he was filled with the Holy Spirit. . . .

Once he realized what was happening, Ndiwane made an about-face and immediately ran away. Unfortunately, lions are fast and fierce animals and when one of the lions snapped her paws on him, Ndiwane sustained injuries to his buttocks.
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I do not know what came over me,” Ndiwane confessed.
You lacked Faith® Ndiwane. Now you have lost your Soul.

You ransomed your Soul to save your ass.

Now you have neither.

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