Sometimes, Islam just plain makes good sense.

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Sometimes, Islam just plain makes good sense.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Apr 14, 2016 4:11 pm

Dubai Fatwa Forbids Leeching Off Neighbors' WiFi
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Religious authorities in the United Arab Emirates have declared a fatwa against those who would piggyback on their neighbors' wireless signal.

According to The National newspaper, the decree came from a scholar for the Fatwa hotline of the Authority of Islamic Affairs and Endowments.

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Re: Sometimes, Islam just plain makes good sense.

Post by sparks » Thu Apr 14, 2016 6:36 pm

Wonder what the penalty is for stealing the interwebz.
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Re: Sometimes, Islam just plain makes good sense.

Post by Bruce » Fri Apr 15, 2016 2:27 am

sparks wrote:Wonder what the penalty is for stealing the interwebz.


Punishment must fit the crime.

They chop off your swiping finger.

No more fruit slicing for you!
Such potential!

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Post by hammegk » Fri Apr 15, 2016 11:12 am

sparks wrote:Wonder what the penalty is for stealing the interwebz.

Lop off both hands and dick (or clit) would seem realistic to me.

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Post by Doctor X » Fri Apr 15, 2016 3:00 pm

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Post by hammegk » Sat Apr 16, 2016 12:14 pm

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Post by Doctor X » Sat Apr 16, 2016 1:52 pm

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--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sometimes, Islam just plain makes good sense.

Post by hammegk » Sat Apr 16, 2016 3:59 pm

U R it.

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sometimes, Islam just plain makes good sense.

Post by sparks » Sat Apr 16, 2016 5:37 pm

A rude noise from The Cornfield.



Oh, wait.





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Post by hammegk » Sat Apr 16, 2016 7:03 pm

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Post by Doctor X » Sun Apr 17, 2016 2:36 am

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--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Post by sparks » Sun Apr 17, 2016 7:38 am

"A River to your people!" :wink:
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--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Post by Doctor X » Mon Apr 18, 2016 4:12 pm

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--J.D.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Post by Witness » Tue Apr 19, 2016 6:46 pm

sparks wrote:"A River to your people!" :wink:

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