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Why Women Shouldn't Wear Pants

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Apr 22, 2016 6:41 am

Something I stumbled across that's just too good to not pass on.
Anyone here old enough to remember when a woman wearing trousers would raise anyone's eyebrows?

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20 ... _women.htm

There are godly men who are trying to maintain clean minds, and you're helping to hurt them spiritually. God will hold every woman accountable for EVERY lust she intentionally caused in men by her immodest apparel.

It is evil for any woman to deliberately cause lasciviousness by her immodest attire. Some women are very cruel and want to hurt others. This evil is commonplace today. Sensual smut flows out of Hollywood and Walt Disney like sewage flowing into a cesspool. It is a cesspool of iniquity!

In fact, many people today think it's perfectly normal and acceptable for women to dress whorish to arouse men, with no consideration for the sexual sins caused by their evil influence. Woman who purposely dress immodestly are guilty of idolatry. She is placing her own will above God's Word, making herself to be a god, and is causing men to worship her body instead of God. It is evil.

Immodesty is Destroying America!

The bottom line is that pants on women cause people to lust with sinful adulterous thoughts (Matthew 5:28). Do you think it's a mere coincidence that homosexuality, child molesting, rape, and all sorts of other sexual sins have become prevalent in the United States within the past couple decades? It's our sex-crazed American society. That's why condoms are being passed out to public school children. That's why President Obama put the founder of GLSEN in charge of the Safe School's effort in public schools. And now ObamaCare will bring Planned Parenthood into public school too. What a hellhole our nation has turned into! What a sad thing!
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Re: Why Women Shouldn't Wear Pants

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Apr 22, 2016 9:27 am

Of course! :doh:

It's the trousered gals' fault. :evil:

Certainly not the fault of all these homos, atheists, and atheist homos. No siree. :BigGrin3:
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Re: Why Women Shouldn't Wear Pants

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Re: Why Women Shouldn't Wear Pants

Post by ed » Fri Apr 22, 2016 12:55 pm

Damn right. Just look at this hottie

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Re: Why Women Shouldn't Wear Pants

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Apr 22, 2016 1:06 pm

Rob Lister wrote:Historical Trousers for Women
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_and_trousers


These days aren't the first time folks made God angry you know. :evil:

BTW, we need a punchy way to describe these misbehaving women. 8)

Trousered trollops? :notsure:

Hmm ...

I've got it! :idea:

Britches bitches. :BigGrin3:
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Post by ed » Fri Apr 22, 2016 1:46 pm

Whores in couture?
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Re: Why Women Shouldn't Wear Pants

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Apr 22, 2016 1:50 pm

ed wrote:Whores in couture?


Doesn't alliterate or rhyme, as it must to be a refrain in a rap song. :coolspecs:
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Post by ed » Fri Apr 22, 2016 1:52 pm

A couture whore
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Apr 22, 2016 1:58 pm

You just ain't got rhythm. :p
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Post by ed » Fri Apr 22, 2016 3:06 pm

:cry:

You'd think that black as I am, I'd have a better sense of rhythm. Maybe my vast, heaving corpulence precludes that. Who knows.
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Re: Why Women Shouldn't Wear Pants

Post by Ben Trovado » Fri Apr 22, 2016 4:40 pm

Finally. A fashion statement I can get behind.

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Re: Why Women Shouldn't Wear Pants

Post by gnome » Fri Apr 22, 2016 4:58 pm

I think pants should be optional for women.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: Why Women Shouldn't Wear Pants

Post by ed » Fri Apr 22, 2016 5:00 pm

gnome wrote:I think pants should be optional for women.


Be very very very careful with what you wish for.

There are some things that, once seen, cannot be unseen.

You have been warned.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Apr 22, 2016 5:21 pm

I don't know about you ed, but I feel a song coming on.

A song about Britches Bitches. 8)
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Re: Why Women Shouldn't Wear Pants

Post by sparks » Fri Apr 22, 2016 7:18 pm

Something like this perhaps:

Britches Bitches
Cause me to sin please do
I’m half crazy
All for the lust of you

It won’t be a fancy dinner
I’ll hose you out back on the dumpster

But you’d look sweet
Upon the seat
Of a sex toy that’s built for two
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Re: Why Women Shouldn't Wear Pants

Post by Rob Lister » Fri Apr 22, 2016 10:48 pm

Or shirts
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Re: Why Women Shouldn't Wear Pants

Post by Witness » Fri Apr 22, 2016 11:24 pm

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And then they'll wear ties, hats, and smoke cigars. No, no, can't be allowed. :x

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P. – S. The quote from the OP reads like a manifesto from some other Religion of Peace

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Re: Why Women Shouldn't Wear Pants

Post by gnome » Fri Apr 22, 2016 11:29 pm

Yes. Yes it can.

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Re: Why Women Shouldn't Wear Pants

Post by sparks » Fri Apr 22, 2016 11:34 pm

Doctor X wrote:Image

--J.D.


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(The long-legs force is strong with this one. Suppose it was photoshopped? I'd like to believe they are real you see...)
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