Why Women Shouldn't Wear Pants

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Re: Why Women Shouldn't Wear Pants

Post by Witness » Fri Apr 22, 2016 11:40 pm

sparks wrote:
Doctor X wrote:[an image]

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A RIVER to your people!

(The long-legs force is strong with this one. Suppose it was photoshopped? I'd like to believe they are real you see...)
Wide angle. Look at the difference in size of the hands.

Oh, and:

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Re: Why Women Shouldn't Wear Pants

Post by gnome » Sat Apr 23, 2016 3:15 am

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"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: Why Women Shouldn't Wear Pants

Post by Doctor X » Sat Apr 23, 2016 4:17 pm

gnome wrote:Yes. Yes it can.

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An under-rated film.

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Re: Why Women Shouldn't Wear Pants

Post by sparks » Sat Apr 23, 2016 5:49 pm

gnome wrote:Image
Always liked this one, but I suspect she's crazy.
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.

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Re: Why Women Shouldn't Wear Pants

Post by gnome » Sat Apr 23, 2016 8:47 pm

sparks wrote:
gnome wrote:Image
Always liked this one, but I suspect she's crazy.
So where does she land on the hot/crazy scale?
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: Why Women Shouldn't Wear Pants

Post by Rob Lister » Sat Apr 23, 2016 8:57 pm

gnome wrote:

So where does she land on the hot/crazy scale?
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zooey Deschanel.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0221046/?ref_=tt_cl_t6

Not particularly crazy.