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Miracle in Chicago.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun May 01, 2016 3:56 pm

Pilgrims flock to see Orthodox icon weeping drops of oil
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Thousands of Orthodox Christians are flocking to a church in southwest Chicago to witness what they believe is a miracle.

According to the Chicago Tribune, tiny drops of sweet-smelling oil have been trickling down an icon of John the Baptist at Assumption Greek Orthodox Church in Homer Glen. The parishioners believe the droplets have healing properties.

Parish priest Rev Sotirios Dimitriou – known as Father Sam – said: "The first thing out of my mouth was 'What do I do?' You don't expect anything like this. It's breathtaking. It's so powerful to see such an act of God before your eyes."

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It's definitely dripping with ... something.
If that doesn't prove there's a God (Greek Orthodox flavor), nothing does. :coolspecs:

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Re: Miracle in Chicago.

Post by sparks » Sun May 01, 2016 3:57 pm

He looks pissed off. Probably that little altercation with Herod...
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Re: Miracle in Chicago.

Post by Pyrrho » Sun May 01, 2016 5:41 pm

While God is busy generating oil leaks in Chicago, dozens of people are getting exploded in the "cradle of civilization."
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Re: Miracle in Chicago.

Post by Doctor X » Sun May 01, 2016 7:04 pm

They are Jews and Arabs, Pyrrho, not Junior's People!

Remember, whatever human atrocity it is, it is Love and Good by definition.

I will pray for you.

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Re: Miracle in Chicago.

Post by sparks » Sun May 01, 2016 8:01 pm

Wait. I thought Teh Joos were Juniors People.....?
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Re: Miracle in Chicago.

Post by Doctor X » Mon May 02, 2016 9:34 am

NOES!!! He was COMPLETELY ARYAN!!!1111![!--Ed.]

Evidences:

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SEE?!!!!111!!ELEVENTY!





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Re: Miracle in Chicago.

Post by sparks » Mon May 02, 2016 4:45 pm

BWAHAHAHA...

If he's Aryan, he's probably also responsible for all those Antarctica UFOs.
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Re: Miracle in Chicago.

Post by Witness » Tue May 03, 2016 11:33 pm

Archpriest Paul O'Callaghan wrote:Why Do Icons Weep?

[…]
Above, I mentioned the assumption that the weeping icons are a manifestation of Divine Grace. Can this, however, be assumed?
There are skeptics who would have us believe that the whole thing is an exercise in fakery and trickery. They wish to search for the hidden reservoirs, pumps, and conduits that would prove it all to be a hoax. However, if such were true, there would have to be a widespread conspiracy of deception that reaches back for centuries shielding this arcane technology, as weeping icons have been known for that long. Such a theory stretches credulity far beyond the weeping icons themselves! And what would it all accomplish? Anyone who knows the life and history of the Orthodox Church must know that this is entirely ludicrous.

Take that, skeptics!

http://www.antiochian.org/Orthodox_Church_Who_What_Where_Why/Why_Do_Icons_Weep.htm

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Re: Miracle in Chicago.

Post by Doctor X » Wed May 04, 2016 8:59 pm

Because all con artists have been part of a long connected conspiracy. . . .

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Re: Miracle in Chicago.

Post by Pyrrho » Thu May 05, 2016 10:13 am

Let him know that God is being paged in Fort McMurray, Alberta, Canada.

Also have him look up spinal muscular atrophy when he's not busy adulating wall seepage.
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Re: Miracle in Chicago.

Post by Anaxagoras » Thu May 05, 2016 10:33 am

Good to know that God has his priorities straight.
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Re: Miracle in Chicago.

Post by Pyrrho » Thu May 05, 2016 10:44 am

Chicago Tribune has some good photos.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/loca ... story.html

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How often do they clean the woodwork?

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While Dimitriou certainly does not mind sharing the oil, he has been reluctant to broadcast its origins. Instead, news of the icon has spread by word of mouth.

Reports of the oil's healing effects have made their way to Dimitriou. One man reportedly went to the doctor concerning a blockage in his artery, but it had disappeared. Another reports being cancer free after touching the oil.

The painter of the icon, Peter Mihalopoulos, said he believed the oil was the reason why he was in his garage painting two days after a hip replacement.

Dimitriou himself, who before the oil began to flow, frequently passed out at the altar or in his office because of nerve damage, said he has not been hospitalized for his nerve condition since September and he stopped taking his medication in January.
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Re: Miracle in Chicago.

Post by ed » Thu May 05, 2016 11:02 am

Behold:
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It was not there last night.
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Re: Miracle in Chicago.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu May 05, 2016 12:50 pm

Probably not the furniture polish. That would tend to ruin the gilding.

I'm guessing the priest slapped a little olive oil on while no one was looking. No elaborate equipment needed.

A GO church would have olive oil on hand anyway for ceremonial purposes.
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Re: Miracle in Chicago.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu May 05, 2016 12:52 pm

ed wrote:Behold:
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It was not there last night.


This guy says you're full of shit. 8)

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Post by ed » Thu May 05, 2016 6:12 pm

Don't need a cocaine fiend to tell me nothin'
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Re: Miracle in Chicago.

Post by WildCat » Tue May 10, 2016 4:01 am

Meanwhile it was quite the shitshow here this weekend. Over 50 people shot, 8 fatal. 9 if you count the guy shot at 12:30am Monday morning. Apparently God is too busy making a picture leak oil to bother with the honor students who are making it rain lead.
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