Pope Francis to Canonize Hillary Clinton Nemesis Mother Teresa

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Pope Francis to Canonize Hillary Clinton Nemesis Mother Teresa

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Aug 29, 2016 1:50 am

Pope Francis to Canonize Hillary Clinton Nemesis Mother Teresa

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Re: Pope Francis to Canonize Hillary Clinton Nemesis Mother Teresa

Post by gnome » Mon Aug 29, 2016 2:18 am

That gives me more respect for Clinton. Mother Teresa's appeal fades quickly with a little research.
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Re: Pope Francis to Canonize Hillary Clinton Nemesis Mother Teresa

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Re: Pope Francis to Canonize Hillary Clinton Nemesis Mother Teresa

Post by Nyarlathotep » Mon Aug 29, 2016 4:35 pm

Better to be canonized by The Church than cannonized by ed.
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Re: Pope Francis to Canonize Hillary Clinton Nemesis Mother Teresa

Post by sparks » Mon Aug 29, 2016 9:12 pm

gnome wrote:That gives me more respect for Clinton. Mother Teresa's appeal fades quickly with a little research.
True. But, if you're gonna be a Cunt, be a first class Cunt like Mother Teresa!
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Re: Pope Francis to Canonize Hillary Clinton Nemesis Mother Teresa

Post by Doctor X » Mon Aug 29, 2016 9:55 pm

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Re: Pope Francis to Canonize Hillary Clinton Nemesis Mother Teresa

Post by sparks » Tue Aug 30, 2016 12:22 pm

!Indeed!
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Re: Pope Francis to Canonize Hillary Clinton Nemesis Mother Teresa

Post by hammegk » Sat Sep 03, 2016 6:43 pm

sparks wrote:
gnome wrote:That gives me more respect for Clinton. Mother Teresa's appeal fades quickly with a little research.
True. But, if you're gonna be a Cunt, be a first class Cunt like Mother Teresa!
And like Hillary, Bill too. I'm not sure about Chelsea.

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Re: Pope Francis to Canonize Hillary Clinton Nemesis Mother Teresa

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Re: Pope Francis to Canonize Hillary Clinton Nemesis Mother Teresa

Post by hammegk » Sat Sep 03, 2016 6:56 pm

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Re: Pope Francis to Canonize Hillary Clinton Nemesis Mother Teresa

Post by Doctor X » Sat Sep 03, 2016 6:58 pm

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Re: Pope Francis to Canonize Hillary Clinton Nemesis Mother Teresa

Post by ed » Sat Sep 03, 2016 8:09 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:Better to be canonized by The Church than cannonized by ed.
Very, very clever <golf clap>
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