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Cleanse your homes

Post by Witness » Sat Sep 03, 2016 3:18 am

From the Ministry of Truth (very 1984, that):
Suggested list of things to remove from our homes and churches

AFRICAN MASKS (see my document on ‘voodoo/witch doctor’)

ANY CHARMS/AMULETS (anything used as an instrument of good luck, power, healing, fortune, etc all are witchcraft; *this includes charms or pendants with Jesus, saints, angels, or Mary)

ANY MOVIES CONTAINING HORROR, ESPECIALLY VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES (*for important information about the vampire and the very real evil sexual spirit behind its legend see my document on ‘Lilith and vampirism’; and for important information on the were-wolf see my document on ‘Lycanthropy or mental shape-shifting’ – watching these movies is not entertaining but is spiritually dangerous*)

ANYTHING HAVING A DEATH THEME (including death masks; taxidermy animals; or animal hides with teeth, ears, and eye sockets in tact – this is ritualistic; also remove all crucifix and saint images/amulets/statues because they represent death (see my document on the ‘Roman Catholic Church’)

ANYTHING TO DO WITH MARTIAL ARTS (based on the false religious principle of Taoism; see my document on ‘martial arts’)

ANYTHING TO DO WITH MYTHOLOGY; INCLUDING CHRISTIAN MYTHOLOGY ABOUT DEMONS (see a dictionary Thesaurus for a list of mythological characters, the thesaurus classifies them as ‘demons’ – these characters are popularized in most children’s books and movies; also see my document on ‘myths and fairy tales’ and ‘mythology’. *Very important, see my document on ‘Christian mythology’)

ANYTHING WITH SUPERNATURAL POWERS/ENERGY SOURCES INCLUDING GAMES, VIDEOS & TELEVISION SHOWS

BEVERAGES NAMED AFTER NATURE (such as: earth, wind, fire, rain, etc; or beverages that are for the mind, body, and spirit; this includes tea; always read labels)

BONSAI TREES (one’s that have been shaped as a false god at the time of purchase, or that have a paper claiming they bring good fortune)

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS

FANTASY ROLE PLAYING GAMES, VIDEOS, & BOOKS

HEAVY METAL MUSIC (this includes the so-called Christian heavy metal)

&c., &c.
(List edited for brevity – sic.)
http://www.shoutingfromtherooftop.com/t ... rches.html

What a dangerous world we live in! :shock:

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Re: Cleanse your homes

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Sep 03, 2016 12:47 pm

Well that settles it. I'll have to burn the house down.
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Re: Cleanse your homes

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Sep 03, 2016 12:50 pm

From that site, the evil that is known as pantomime:

http://www.shoutingfromtherooftop.com/pantomime.html
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Cleanse your homes

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Sep 03, 2016 7:36 pm

Reminds me of something I posted over by Shemerland some time back.

Jehovah's Witnesses have an issue with Smurfs
http://www.skepticforum.com/viewtopic.p ... 66#p215766

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Re: Cleanse your homes

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:37 pm

But wait! There's more ...

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Re: Cleanse your homes

Post by Witness » Tue Jun 05, 2018 11:33 pm

Abdul, our thread necromancer… :wink:

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Don't let your Chi being carried away! :shock:

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Re: Cleanse your homes

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Jun 05, 2018 11:47 pm

Witness wrote:...

Don't let your Chi being carried away! :shock:
Not just Chi.

https://islamqa.info/en/26816
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Re: Cleanse your homes

Post by Witness » Tue Jun 05, 2018 11:57 pm

So many fantasy worlds, only one reality. How quaint! :P

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Re: Cleanse your homes

Post by Witness » Wed Jun 06, 2018 12:58 pm

Gaia wrote:How to Get Rid of Unwanted Spirits

Is there an unwanted spirit or ghost in your home? Before following this guide to rid unwanted spirits or ghosts, it is important to not relieve your home of your spirit guide. These spirits are to simply guide you on your life path and are not malicious or bad energies. However, if your spirit guide has a negative influence on your behavior, it may be a necessity to rid from your home.

If you are ready to assist these unwanted spirits or ghosts into the light, please follow this guide of safe practices.

Note: This guide is to rid only unwanted spirits or ghosts. If you have poltergeist or demonic entity activity, please consult expert spiritual and professional help, such as religious officials, psychologists or trained spirit releasers.

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Banish

If you spirit or ghost is not having any of your niceties, a more extreme method might be necessary. Banishing spells should only be used for malicious spirits unwilling to cross over. It is important to first communicate with benevolent spirits to cross over or use a simple spell to assist them into the light.

Consult Help

Spirits and ghosts may need extra convincing to move on, therefore, seeking additional help from experienced spirit releasers and religious officials may do the trick to properly cleansing your home and rid the spirit or ghost. Be sure to present any evidence with types of activity, times, locations within the home and anything else that can help with ridding the spirit or ghost.
https://www.gaia.com/lp/content/how-to- ... of-ghosts/

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Re: Cleanse your homes

Post by sparks » Thu Jun 07, 2018 12:03 am

Poor deluded foolz.

Can't help 'em.
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Re: Cleanse your homes

Post by Nyarlathotep » Thu Jun 07, 2018 7:01 pm

Pfeh

If I want to rid my home of spirits, I call Ghostbusters
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Re: Cleanse your homes

Post by Doctor X » Fri Jun 08, 2018 2:11 am

The Japanese Originals?

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:24 am

Here's the trailer for the original.

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:40 am

Now I need a time machine so that I can go back and make that version
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Post by Witness » Sat Jun 09, 2018 2:31 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Here's the trailer for the original.
Delightful! :figamagee:

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Re: Cleanse your homes

Post by Fid » Mon Jun 18, 2018 2:22 am

Pyrrho wrote:From that site, the evil that is known as pantomime:

http://www.shoutingfromtherooftop.com/pantomime.html


One wonders how this fuckwad would react to seeing deaf people using ASL.
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Post by Witness » Mon Jun 18, 2018 2:37 am

Be forewarned that it's difficult to bear: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF3FtRGbaDc

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