The most bizarre anti-evolution tract EVAR!

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The most bizarre anti-evolution tract EVAR!

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Oct 01, 2016 7:54 pm

Jack Chick's latest.

Not a rehash of the usual creationist tropes.

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1162/1162_01.asp

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Re: The most bizarre anti-evolution tract EVAR!

Postby shemp » Sat Oct 01, 2016 8:10 pm

Crazy old hatemongering bastard. Does he even do these anymore, or are others just carrying on using his name? Maybe he's just a fossilized corpse, propped up on a throne where his cult members worship him.
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Re: The most bizarre anti-evolution tract EVAR!

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Oct 01, 2016 9:05 pm

Heh. Was at my Mom's house this morning. Religious tract book was on her side table. First page is for October 1.

"THE DEVIL AND INTELLECTUAL PRIDE"

It went downhill from there.

Here's the link, you bastards:

http://www.presentationministries.com/obob/obob.asp
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Re: The most bizarre anti-evolution tract EVAR!

Postby the_ignored » Sun Oct 02, 2016 2:15 pm

That one woman in that picture looks like she has fangs.

http://media.chick.com/tractimages67491 ... 162_05.gif
>From: enuffenuff@fastmail.fm
(excerpt follows):
>Good luck with that fuckwit. And Reynold, fucking run, and don't stop.
>Disappear would be best as it was you who dared to attack me on my
>illness knowing nothing of the cause. You disgust me and you are top of
>the list boy. Again, no violence. Just regular reminders of who's there
>and visits to see you are behaving. Nothing scary in reality. But I'd
>still disappear if I was you.

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Re: The most bizarre anti-evolution tract EVAR!

Postby Witness » Sun Oct 02, 2016 8:24 pm

Weird! So we have to believe in "curses"? :o


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