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Cockroaches of the world, unite!

Postby Witness » Mon Nov 07, 2016 4:03 am

Mail Online wrote:Italy's recent spate of devastating earthquakes is 'divine punishment' for gay marriage, claims hardline priest

Priest said seismic shocks were 'punishment' for same-sex partnerships
Father Giovanni Cavalcoli said they had 'offended the family and marriage'
He made the comments on the day central Italy was struck by a 6.6 quake
The Vatican has hit out at the comments and criticised the hardline priest

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3908670/Italy-s-recent-spate-devastating-earthquakes-divine-punishment-gay-marriage-claims-hardline-priest.html

Jewish Times wrote:Likud MK rapped for saying Italy earthquake was divine punishment for UNESCO vote
Foreign Ministry says remarks by Ayoub Kara, who apologized, not reflective of close ties between Jerusalem and Rome

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http://www.timesofisrael.com/likud-mk-rapped-for-saying-italy-earthquake-was-divine-punishment-for-unesco-vote/

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Re: Cockroaches of the world, unite!

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Nov 07, 2016 4:18 am

OK that's two infidel religions.

What has happened in Italy lately that pisses off Muslims?

Whatever it is, that why the Earthquake. :MuhammadBoom:
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Postby Witness » Mon Nov 07, 2016 4:30 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:OK that's two infidel religions.

What has happened in Italy lately that pisses off Muslims?

Whatever it is, that why the Earthquake. :MuhammadBoom:

Here you go (just a website, just boilerplate punishment-for-sins):
Express.co wrote:Islamic website in astonishing claim: Deadly Italy earthquake was ‘PUNISHMENT FROM ALLAH’
THE ITALIAN earthquake which killed more than 250 people this week, including at least three Britons, was a “punishment from Allah”, a deluded Islamic website has claimed.
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“Earthquakes and other things that cause damage and injure people are a consequence of Shirk - idolatry, false faith - and sins.

“As Allah says: ‘Whatever misfortune befalls you, it will be the result of your actions.’”

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Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Nov 07, 2016 9:37 am

Astonishing claim?

Too fucking typical claim is more like it.
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Postby sparks » Mon Nov 07, 2016 10:58 pm

If only these cunts would predict the quakes instead of postdicting them as they always do. Let's ignore the fact that Sky Daddy is all powerful and can speak to us all Himself if He wishes...
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Postby the_ignored » Tue Nov 08, 2016 3:02 am

For once, the vatican took the high road here. They chastised that guy.
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>and visits to see you are behaving. Nothing scary in reality. But I'd
>still disappear if I was you.

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Postby Doctor X » Tue Nov 08, 2016 6:15 am

But raping children is fine.

How many earthquakes in Boston, New York, Philadelphia, Califor--okay, scratch that one. They have Gram and, worse, the Fakers.

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Re: Cockroaches of the world, unite!

Postby Grammatron » Tue Nov 08, 2016 6:27 pm

Doctor X wrote:But raping children is fine.

How many earthquakes in Boston, New York, Philadelphia, Califor--okay, scratch that one. They have Gram and, worse, the Fakers.

Even an Evil, Incompetent, Irrelevant, or Some Combination Deity has standards, man!

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Actually, there have not been a major earthquake since I've moved to Los Angeles. So....check mate atheists.
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Postby sparks » Tue Nov 08, 2016 8:19 pm

Give it time Gram, give it time! :)
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Postby Grammatron » Tue Nov 08, 2016 8:27 pm

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
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Postby Doctor X » Tue Nov 08, 2016 9:41 pm

YOU ARE SO T3H EVIL Gram YOU STOP EARTHQUAKES!!!1!!ELEVETY

I will pray for you!




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Re: Cockroaches of the world, unite!

Postby Witness » Tue Nov 08, 2016 11:32 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Astonishing claim?

Too fucking typical claim is more like it.

You are right, it's typical. The site actually copypasta-ed from:
Islam Question and Answer
General Supervisor: Shaykh Muhammad Saalih al-Munajjid

The general answer to "Why are there so many earthquakes?" is: anything good comes from gOD, anything bad comes from our sins.

And when gOD smites Muslims:
The Express Tribune (Oct. 2015) wrote:ISLAMABAD: Pakistan’s top religious scholars urged the nation on Monday to turn to God and collectively repent for their sins as the earthquake was a ‘warning’ by God.

The comments came in the aftermath of a powerful earthquake measuring 7.5 on the Richter scale which claimed over 140 lives in Pakistan alone. The earthquake struck Afghanistan and Pakistan and tremors were felt as far as New Delhi.

“We should Thank Allah Almighty as the country has been saved from any major disaster,” a statement issued by Wafaq-ul-Madaris-e-Arabia said.

Wafaq-ul-Madaris-e-Arabia is the country’s major organisation of religious seminaries representing the Deobandi school of thought.

“We are pleased at reports that many people are going to mosques after the earthquake. Organising gatherings for collective repentance is the need of the hour,” the scholars said.

The statement was issued by the secretary general of the organisation, Hanif Jalandhary, and known scholars Maulana Salimullah Khan, Maulana Dr Abdul Razaq Sikandar and Maulana Anwarul Haq.

http://tribune.com.pk/story/979489/earthquake-a-warning-from-allah-religious-scholars/

In other words, it's good for business.


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