Christmas Eve

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Christmas Eve

Post by izittrue » Sun Dec 25, 2016 3:27 am

I did my family go to church thing. God save me from Jesus. I just watch and listen to these worshippers.
I don't get it.
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Re: Christmas Eve

Post by Doctor X » Sun Dec 25, 2016 3:36 am

Remember, it has a happy ending.

He dies.

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Re: Christmas Eve

Post by izittrue » Sun Dec 25, 2016 3:54 am

Doctor X wrote:Remember, it has a happy ending.

He dies.

--J.D.
Oh great. Where's the spoiler alert? I'll wait for the sequel.
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Re: Christmas Eve

Post by shemp » Sun Dec 25, 2016 5:11 am

Doctor X wrote:Remember, it has a happy ending.

He dies.

--J.D.
I can go to a place in town and get a happy ending for $50. I don't need to die for it.
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Re: Christmas Eve

Post by izittrue » Sun Dec 25, 2016 3:03 pm

We all die in the end except for one or two.
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Re: Christmas Eve

Post by sparks » Mon Dec 26, 2016 1:25 am

izittrue wrote:
Doctor X wrote:Remember, it has a happy ending.

He dies.

--J.D.
Oh great. Where's the spoiler alert? I'll wait for the sequel.
He's coming back, remember.
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.

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Re: Christmas Eve

Post by Witness » Mon Dec 26, 2016 2:01 am

sparks wrote:He's coming back, remember.
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So it is said…

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Re: Christmas Eve

Post by sparks » Mon Dec 26, 2016 4:28 am

BWAHAHAHAA...
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.