George Michael: a Pervert Burning in Hell Right Now

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George Michael: a Pervert Burning in Hell Right Now

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Dec 30, 2016 12:22 am

Synopsis: Pastor says George Michael a sodomite reprobate.

Does this guy set off straight guys' gaydar?

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Re: George Michael: a Pervert Burning in Hell Right Now

Post by sparks » Fri Dec 30, 2016 2:30 am

Yep. Didn't even have to watch the nonsense. All subjective of course.
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Re: George Michael: a Pervert Burning in Hell Right Now

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Dec 30, 2016 9:51 am

About 30 seconds of it set off my gaydar.

You think I watched the whole thing?
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Re: George Michael: a Pervert Burning in Hell Right Now

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Dec 30, 2016 10:11 am

Such kindly souls, Christians. Easpecially their priests who see it as their holy duty to teach gentle choir boys to raise their cassocks, kneel on the hassocks and...

I can't do it, sorry, I just can't.

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Re: George Michael: a Pervert Burning in Hell Right Now

Post by Doctor X » Fri Dec 30, 2016 2:51 pm

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Re: George Michael: a Pervert Burning in Hell Right Now

Post by ed » Fri Dec 30, 2016 3:12 pm

Heard the same crap about Freddy Mercury.
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Re: George Michael: a Pervert Burning in Hell Right Now

Post by sparks » Fri Dec 30, 2016 8:13 pm

Fred MacMurray?


wait.....
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Re: George Michael: a Pervert Burning in Hell Right Now

Post by Rob Lister » Fri Dec 30, 2016 8:14 pm

Fred had a nice ass.

I know Charlie agrees.
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Re: George Michael: a Pervert Burning in Hell Right Now

Post by sparks » Fri Dec 30, 2016 8:15 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHA...

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Re: George Michael: a Pervert Burning in Hell Right Now

Post by Rob Lister » Mon Jan 02, 2017 3:11 pm

George Michael: Murdered by lover!
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-n ... ar-9548334

If true, what does that say about Carrie Fisher? Did Debbie do it?

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Re: George Michael: a Pervert Burning in Hell Right Now

Post by sparks » Mon Jan 02, 2017 3:59 pm

This from the guy who shared a "Mile High Blanket" with Carrie on her final flight.

We saw what you did Listy, and we know who you are!! :)
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