Can God create a dick so big He can't suck it?

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Can God create a dick so big He can't suck it?

Post by shemp » Tue Jan 03, 2017 4:17 am

I ask, please, that only serious theologians respond.
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Re: Can God create a dick so big He can't suck it?

Post by sparks » Tue Jan 03, 2017 5:02 am

Standard Catholic Catechism says: "It's a mystery."
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Re: Can God create a dick so big He can't suck it?

Post by Doctor X » Tue Jan 03, 2017 5:06 am

Do you question his ability to open his mouth as wide as his anus?




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Re: Can God create a dick so big He can't suck it?

Post by izittrue » Thu Jan 05, 2017 8:36 pm

We are created in that image?
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Re: Can God create a dick so big He can't suck it?

Post by sparks » Thu Jan 05, 2017 8:39 pm

Indeed. But, because we 'chose' to sin (thanks Trump)... and all that shit.
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