Signs of the impending apocalypse

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Post by Pyrrho » Thu Aug 03, 2017 3:09 am

Texas calf born looking like KISS rocker Gene Simmons

http://www.10tv.com/article/texas-calf- ... ne-simmons

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Post by Doctor X » Thu Aug 03, 2017 3:38 am

EXPLAIN THAT!!!1

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Post by sparks » Thu Aug 03, 2017 4:11 am

Gene enjoys a good steak?
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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Post by Bruce » Fri Aug 04, 2017 2:30 am

Gene splicing.
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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Aug 13, 2017 1:54 pm

Pat Robertson fell off a horse. Until he recovers there will only be Three Horsemen.
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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Post by Bruce » Sun Aug 13, 2017 2:29 pm

Russian voodoo wizard spins candy from the souls of the damned.
If that's not a clear sign of the impending apocalypse, I don't know what is. :shock:
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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Aug 13, 2017 2:34 pm

That guy is definitely a programmer.
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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Post by Grammatron » Wed Aug 16, 2017 12:04 am

It's an anti-smoking campaign. He's exchanging the cotton candy for cigarettes.

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Post by Doctor X » Wed Aug 16, 2017 3:44 am

They have nicotine in their cotton candy?

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Post by sparks » Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:21 am

Those bastards will do anything to get teh childrenz hooked!
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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Post by Doctor X » Wed Aug 16, 2017 7:19 am

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--J.D.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:18 pm

Biblical prophecy claims the world will end on Sept. 23, Christian numerologists claim

The real story here is not nutters being nutters but why anybody thought that this was "news".
(FoxNews.com) - Christian numerologists claim that the world will end on Sept. 23, 2017 as they believe a planet will collide with Earth.

According to Christian numerologist David Meade, verses in Luke 21: 25 to 26 is the sign that recent events, such as the recent solar eclipse and Hurricane Harvey, are signs of the apocalypse.

The verses read:

“25: There will be signs in the sun, moon and stars. On the earth, nations will be in anguish and perplexity at the roaring and tossing of the sea. People will faint from terror, apprehensive of what is coming on the world, for the heavenly bodies will be shaken.'

"'26: Men’s hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken.'

Sept. 23 is a date that was pinpointed using codes from the Bible, as well as a "date marker" in the pyramids of Giza in Egypt.

Meade has built his theory, which is viewed with a widely skeptical lens, on the so-called Planet X, which is also known as Nibiru, which he believes will pass Earth on Sept. 23, causing volcanic eruptions, tsunamis and earthquakes, according to British newspaper The Sun.
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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:32 pm

Again? :|

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Post by Witness » Sun Sep 17, 2017 11:12 pm

The Sun (yep) wrote:Famous Italian exorcist claims recent hurricanes and rise of ‘devil-backed Kim Jong-un’ are signs of IMMINENT APOCALYPSE

Don Antonio Mattatelli made the alarming claims in response to a string of natural disasters in his home country of Italy.

He said: "All natural disasters, such as hurricanes and earthquakes, demonstrate that the end of the world is coming.
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Don Antonio is one of the most famous exorcists in Italy and regularly makes public statements warning of the devil’s work.

He believes that Satan is present on the internet and that demonic possession can take place online.
[…]
As well as speaking out about natural disasters, Don Antonio commented on the current geopolitical situation.

He said: "Behind Kim Jong-un is surely Satan, in North Korea all are forbidden religion and there is only the idolatry of the leader who has replaced God.

"He could be exorcised remotely with prayer, as Pius XII did by the Vatican with Hitler."
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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4474653/h ... -exorcist/

Didn't work so well that last exorcism… :roll:

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Post by Doctor X » Mon Sep 18, 2017 7:01 am

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Post by Witness » Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:10 pm

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Most Pet Caretakers fit this description:

* They are atheist or another non-Christian religion.
* They love animals enough to register with us even though they do not believe there will be a Rapture (or are agnostic about it).
* They are volunteers, so they are not signing up simply to make a quick buck. In fact, they’ve agreed to care for the pets they rescue as their own, including being financially responsible for them.
http://aftertherapturepetcare.com/
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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Post by sparks » Wed Sep 20, 2017 12:29 am

Jeebus but these fuckers are certainly wrapped up in themselves, aren't they?
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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:13 pm

Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
Any man writes a mission statement spends a night in the box.
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