Signs of the impending apocalypse

[sparks]

Yep. Plumb amazing ain't it? Next thing you know, they'll be putting fluoride in ... dare I say it ... childrens ice cream!

[Doctor X]

--J.D.

[sparks]

"I do not avoid women Mandrake. But, I do deny them my ... essence."

[Witness]

Is the Apocalypse near? Fish rain down in Mexico!
Sep, 28 2017 Author: Thema Newsroom

Scientists says phenomenon caused by water sprouts sucking fish

Officials in northeast Mexico say a light rain was accompanied by small fish that fell from the sky.
The civil defence agency for the state of Tamaulipas said in a brief statement that rain Tuesday in the coastal city of Tampico included fish. Photos posted on the agency’s Facebook page show four small fish in a bag and another on a sidewalk.

Four fish? Like the Four Horsemen!

[sparks]

Water sprouts?

[Witness]

Water sprouts?

Eat your veggies!

[Abdul Alhazred]

Fish?

A sign of approval from Dagon.

[Witness]

[Witness]

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Can't say I've been overwhelmed by their article, which you can read here: http://scientistswarning.forestry.oregonstate.edu/.

[Abdul Alhazred]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7UD5pk78As

[Witness]

[Pyrrho]

So instead of Nibiru, we got an interstellar cigar-shaped asteroid. Turd of God?

[Doctor X]

Holy shit!

--J.D.

[Witness]

Orthodox Patriarch warns of approaching end times, asks not to push for revolutionary change

In a public speech in the main Moscow cathedral, Patriarch Kirill said the signs from the Book of Revelation are now apparent. He also called on politicians and ordinary citizens to unite and stop the movement towards the abyss.

“All people who love the Motherland must be together because we are entering a critical period in the course of human civilization. This can already be seen with the naked eye. You have to be blind not to notice the approaching awe-inspiring moments in history that the apostle and evangelist John was talking about in the Book of Revelation,” the patriarch was quoted as saying by Interfax.

Patriarch Kirill added, however, that the exact time of the end times depends on everyone’s actions. He called on people to understand their responsibility regarding Russia and the whole of mankind, and to stop “the movement towards the end of history’s abyss.”

https://www.rt.com/politics/410418-orthodox-patriarch-warns-parish-end/

[sparks]

" and to stop “the movement towards the end of history’s abyss.” "

[Grammatron]

Orthodox Patriarch warns of approaching end times, asks not to push for revolutionary change

In a public speech in the main Moscow cathedral, Patriarch Kirill said the signs from the Book of Revelation are now apparent. He also called on politicians and ordinary citizens to unite and stop the movement towards the abyss.

“All people who love the Motherland must be together because we are entering a critical period in the course of human civilization. This can already be seen with the naked eye. You have to be blind not to notice the approaching awe-inspiring moments in history that the apostle and evangelist John was talking about in the Book of Revelation,” the patriarch was quoted as saying by Interfax.

Patriarch Kirill added, however, that the exact time of the end times depends on everyone’s actions. He called on people to understand their responsibility regarding Russia and the whole of mankind, and to stop “the movement towards the end of history’s abyss.”

https://www.rt.com/politics/410418-orthodox-patriarch-warns-parish-end/

So he doesn't want to go to heaven?

[Witness]

So he doesn't want to go to heaven?

One of the many puzzling facts about Christianity.

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[sparks]

Gmail the soap? WTF??

[Tyler Durden]

We're diversifying.

[Witness]

https://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse/