Signs of the impending apocalypse
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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse
Yep. Plumb amazing ain't it? Next thing you know, they'll be putting fluoride in ... dare I say it ... childrens ice cream!
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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse

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DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel




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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse
Is the Apocalypse near? Fish rain down in Mexico!
Sep, 28 2017 Author: Thema Newsroom
Scientists says phenomenon caused by water sprouts sucking fish
Officials in northeast Mexico say a light rain was accompanied by small fish that fell from the sky.
The civil defence agency for the state of Tamaulipas said in a brief statement that rain Tuesday in the coastal city of Tampico included fish. Photos posted on the agency’s Facebook page show four small fish in a bag and another on a sidewalk.
Four fish? Like the Four Horsemen!

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Water sprouts?
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Fish?
A sign of approval from Dagon.
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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse
Alliance of World Scientists wrote:We invite all scientists to endorse this global environmental article and engage with a new alliance concerned about global climate and environmental trends
World Scientists’ Warning to Humanity: A Second Notice
If you are a scientist from any scientific discipline (e.g. ecology, medicine, economics, etc.), we invite you to endorse our Viewpoint article in the journal Bioscience entitled “World Scientists’ Warning to Humanity: a second notice” by Ripple et al. (2017). In doing so, you will be included in the full list of scientists who have endorsed this article and 15,000+ scientists from 184 countries who signed the article before the publication deadline on Oct. 23, 2017. Before endorsing, we ask that you view our 1,000-word article by clicking “Read the Article” tab below (the text can be read in 6 minutes). When you click “Endorse the Article” and add your name, you will be indicating that you generally agree with our article, helping get this message to world leaders. You may also read the article in Spanish, Portugese, or French.
Can't say I've been overwhelmed by their article, which you can read here: http://scientistswarning.forestry.oregonstate.edu/.
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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse
So instead of Nibiru, we got an interstellar cigar-shaped asteroid. Turd of God?
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse
Holy shit!
--J.D.
--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
WS CHAMPIONS X3!!! NBA CHAMPIONS!!
Stanley Cup!
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel




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https://www.rt.com/politics/410418-orthodox-patriarch-warns-parish-end/Putin's Voice wrote:Orthodox Patriarch warns of approaching end times, asks not to push for revolutionary change
In a public speech in the main Moscow cathedral, Patriarch Kirill said the signs from the Book of Revelation are now apparent. He also called on politicians and ordinary citizens to unite and stop the movement towards the abyss.
“All people who love the Motherland must be together because we are entering a critical period in the course of human civilization. This can already be seen with the naked eye. You have to be blind not to notice the approaching awe-inspiring moments in history that the apostle and evangelist John was talking about in the Book of Revelation,” the patriarch was quoted as saying by Interfax.
Patriarch Kirill added, however, that the exact time of the end times depends on everyone’s actions. He called on people to understand their responsibility regarding Russia and the whole of mankind, and to stop “the movement towards the end of history’s abyss.”

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" and to stop “the movement towards the end of history’s abyss.” "



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Witness wrote:https://www.rt.com/politics/410418-orthodox-patriarch-warns-parish-end/Putin's Voice wrote:Orthodox Patriarch warns of approaching end times, asks not to push for revolutionary change
In a public speech in the main Moscow cathedral, Patriarch Kirill said the signs from the Book of Revelation are now apparent. He also called on politicians and ordinary citizens to unite and stop the movement towards the abyss.
“All people who love the Motherland must be together because we are entering a critical period in the course of human civilization. This can already be seen with the naked eye. You have to be blind not to notice the approaching awe-inspiring moments in history that the apostle and evangelist John was talking about in the Book of Revelation,” the patriarch was quoted as saying by Interfax.
Patriarch Kirill added, however, that the exact time of the end times depends on everyone’s actions. He called on people to understand their responsibility regarding Russia and the whole of mankind, and to stop “the movement towards the end of history’s abyss.”
So he doesn't want to go to heaven?
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Grammatron wrote:So he doesn't want to go to heaven?
One of the many puzzling facts about Christianity.


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Gmail the soap? WTF??
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Re: Signs of the impending apocalypse
We're diversifying.
You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
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