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Hanukkah starts next Tuesday, so before I forget ...

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:31 pm

Time for Bernard S Greenberg's version of The Dreidel Song.

I had a little dreidel, I made him out of clay,
I breathed into his nostrils so dreidel I could play.

I made my little dreidel a friend for his own sake,
With gardens trees and apples, and a wonderful pet snake.

I took my little dreidel out just to have some fun,
I told my little dreidel to kill for me his son.

I flung my little dreidel o'er Egypt's burning sand,
But soon again I found him and gave him his own land.

So much I loved my dreidel and feared I'd be forsook,
That I wrote for my dreidel an interesting book.

Wherein I told my dreidel exactly how to play,
Just dread and fear and worship, and bless me all the day.

I twirled my little dreidel in Warsaw and New York,
And taught him to grow sidelocks, and never to eat pork.

But then my little dreidel began of me to tire,
So I showed who the boss is, and thrust him in the fire.

And when my little dreidel refused to give up hope,
I shook my head in wonder, and made him into soap.

So now my little dreidel knows just how rough I play,
For sure my little dreidel won't ever run away.
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Re: Hanukkah starts next Tuesday, so before I forget ...

Postby Doctor X » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:23 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyyeRnDCG3I

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Re: Hanukkah starts next Tuesday, so before I forget ...

Postby Rob Lister » Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:05 pm

Fucking Wildcat posted a 5 fucking hour video that I rejected outright.

Do you think a 5 fucking minute video is going to be better?

Get to the fucking point.

If you can't do it in five words, you suck.

more specifically ...

Do It In Five Words.

ETA: fag

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Re: Hanukkah starts next Tuesday, so before I forget ...

Postby Grammatron » Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:56 pm

Rob Lister wrote:Fucking Wildcat posted a 5 fucking hour video that I rejected outright.

Do you think a 5 fucking minute video is going to be better?

Get to the fucking point.

If you can't do it in five words, you suck.

more specifically ...

Do It In Five Words.

ETA: fag


Rob hates Jews? But his avatar has quite a schnoz
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Hanukkah starts next Tuesday, so before I forget ...

Postby Doctor X » Sat Dec 16, 2017 6:41 am

I blame all the Jews.

For his hatred of Jews.

5 X 2 = 10

10 X 66.6 = 666

10 X 61.6 = 616

In

the

rain

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Re: Hanukkah starts next Tuesday, so before I forget ...

Postby Anaxagoras » Sat Dec 16, 2017 1:24 pm

It's spelled Chanukah, philistines.

You need to literally clear your throat of phlegm to pronounce it correctly.
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Re: Hanukkah starts next Tuesday, so before I forget ...

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Dec 16, 2017 4:49 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:... philistines ...


A word that means an inhabitant of Palestine.

In this context an ethnic slur.





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Re: Hanukkah starts next Tuesday, so before I forget ...

Postby ed » Sat Dec 16, 2017 10:59 pm

Hate speech. Macroagression
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Re: Hanukkah starts next Tuesday, so before I forget ...

Postby Doctor X » Sun Dec 17, 2017 6:06 am

Anaxagoras wrote:It's spelled Chanukah, philistines.


Ḥanukkah = חנוכה

Philistines = Plištim = פלשתים

Sorry to make you goy.

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Re: Hanukkah starts next Tuesday, so before I forget ...

Postby izittrue » Thu Dec 21, 2017 10:29 pm

Who's goy?
Will Rogers -
- Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip

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Re: Hanukkah starts next Tuesday, so before I forget ...

Postby Doctor X » Fri Dec 22, 2017 11:05 am

First base.

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Re: Hanukkah starts next Tuesday, so before I forget ...

Postby izittrue » Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:14 am

What's on second
Will Rogers -

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Re: Hanukkah starts next Tuesday, so before I forget ...

Postby Doctor X » Sat Dec 23, 2017 3:10 am

I Don't Know.

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Re: Hanukkah starts next Tuesday, so before I forget ...

Postby sparks » Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:02 pm

You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.

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Re: Hanukkah starts next Tuesday, so before I forget ...

Postby Doctor X » Sun Dec 24, 2017 8:33 am

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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