He is risen!

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He is risen!

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Apr 01, 2018 1:21 pm

April Fool! :propeller:
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Re: He is risen!

Postby shemp » Sun Apr 01, 2018 2:06 pm

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"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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Re: He is risen!

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Apr 01, 2018 5:58 pm

https://twitter.com/donhertzfeldt/statu ... 4105029634

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: He is risen!

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:14 pm

Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

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Re: He is risen!

Postby Anaxagoras » Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:15 pm

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
William Shakespeare

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Re: He is risen!

Postby Anaxagoras » Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:23 pm

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A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: He is risen!

Postby sparks » Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:25 pm

Bat-shit crazy religionista. "The power of Christ compelled him...." And such.

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Re: He is risen!

Postby Mentat » Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:28 pm

Of course He rises. He is the second lightest element.
It's "pea-can", man.

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Re: He is risen!

Postby Pyrrho » Mon Apr 02, 2018 1:12 am

https://twitter.com/ThePracticalDev/sta ... 9012161536

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: He is risen!

Postby ed » Mon Apr 02, 2018 5:12 pm



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Nothing odd about him at all. Nope.
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Re: He is risen!

Postby Grammatron » Mon Apr 02, 2018 11:26 pm

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: He is risen!

Postby Doctor X » Mon Apr 02, 2018 11:50 pm

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Re: He is risen!

Postby Fid » Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:53 am

Yeah, at my age waking up with a boner is like "Hey buddy, long time no see."
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