Missionaries to spread Christianity and above all civilize the savages

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Missionaries to spread Christianity and above all civilize the savages

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jul 26, 2018 3:32 pm

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Re: Missionaries to spread Christianity and above all civilize the savages

Post by sparks » Thu Jul 26, 2018 4:38 pm

Well, after all.

They believe Sky Daddy ghost rapes a virgin thereby bringing on Junior, which is really Him in human form. All so He can redeem us from sins caused by a talking snake.

Jeebus.
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Re: Missionaries to spread Christianity and above all civilize the savages

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jul 26, 2018 4:52 pm

sparks wrote:
Thu Jul 26, 2018 4:38 pm
Well, after all.

They believe Sky Daddy ghost rapes a virgin thereby bringing on Junior, which is really Him in human form. All so He can redeem us from sins caused by a talking snake.

Jeebus.
Correction.

It was a lesser son of Sky Daddy pretending to be a snake.

Otherwise, spot on. 8)
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Re: Missionaries to spread Christianity and above all civilize the savages

Post by Witness » Fri Jul 27, 2018 12:15 am

I wouldn't mind them "bringing back science"… But no, they chose the easy way. :x

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Re: Missionaries to spread Christianity and above all civilize the savages

Post by izittrue » Mon Jul 30, 2018 10:07 pm

Can science have a talking snake? Then what good iz it I ask??
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