American missionary meets his maker

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American missionary meets his maker

Post by Anaxagoras » Wed Nov 28, 2018 12:04 am

He just wanted to tell the tribe about Jesus.

American missionary killed by remote tribe leaves behind diary: 'I hope this isn't one of my last notes'
An American missionary who traveled to an off-limits remote tribe in the Bay of Bengal left behind a diary that detailed his desire to evangelize the people who killed him.
Idiot. What he did was illegal because this is an isolated tribe that has lived like this for thousands of years. Also outsiders could bring in pathogens for which they have no immunity.
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Re: American missionary meets his maker

Post by Rob Lister » Wed Nov 28, 2018 12:07 am

Anaxagoras wrote:
Wed Nov 28, 2018 12:04 am
... bring in pathogens for which they have no immunity.
Well, that would be poetic.

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Re: American missionary meets his maker

Post by Doctor X » Wed Nov 28, 2018 3:18 am

He needed better armor:



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Re: American missionary meets his maker

Post by shemp » Wed Nov 28, 2018 3:36 am

He was just another Jesus-filled idiot.
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Re: American missionary meets his maker

Post by Doctor X » Wed Nov 28, 2018 3:42 am

He did not have enough Faith.

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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