At least they're not homos (Irish "bird catchers")

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At least they're not homos (Irish "bird catchers")

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jan 21, 2006 10:07 pm

From the (UK) Telegraph
http://tinyurl.com/dlv28
500 Irish priests 'having regular sex with women'

At least 500 women in Ireland are conducting clandestine affairs with Roman Catholic priests, according to the leader of a support group set up to look after those in forbidden relationships.

An indication of the extent of illicit sexual relationships within the church was given after it was disclosed that Fr Maurice "Mossy" Dillane, 73, had fathered a child with his 31-year-old girlfriend.

Bishop Pat Buckley said an extremely conservative estimate was that one in 10 of the 5,000 Catholic priests in Ireland enjoyed regular sex with women and some even referred to their clerical collar as the bird catcher.
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Bishop Buckley has been a long-standing campaigner against compulsory celibacy and points to a recent Irish survey suggesting that 90 per cent of the population thought clergy should be allowed to marry. He also believes that enforced celibacy is an unnatural state that could be to blame for the sexual deviancy that led to the child abuse scandal that erupted in Ireland last year.

"Some priests are in the Jack the lad mould and have several relationships in various parishes. I have heard priests refer to their clerical collar as the bird catcher," Bishop Buckley said.

The Roman Catholic Church in Ireland declined to comment on Bishop Buckley's claims.
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Post by Doctor X » Sat Jan 21, 2006 10:16 pm

Bishop Buckley has been a long-standing campaigner against compulsory celibacy and points to a recent Irish survey suggesting that 90 per cent of the population thought clergy should be allowed to marry. He also believes that enforced celibacy is an unnatural state that could be to blame for the sexual deviancy that led to the child abuse scandal that erupted in Ireland last year.
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Post by CHARLEY_BIGTIME » Sun Jan 22, 2006 12:46 am

Doctor X wrote:
Bishop Buckley has been a long-standing campaigner against compulsory celibacy and points to a recent Irish survey suggesting that 90 per cent of the population thought clergy should be allowed to marry. He also believes that enforced celibacy is an unnatural state that could be to blame for the sexual deviancy that led to the child abuse scandal that erupted in Ireland last year.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jan 22, 2006 3:20 am

Some 500 Irish priests are getting "it". :P
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Post by Doctor X » Sun Jan 22, 2006 3:54 am

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Post by Pyrrho » Sun Jan 22, 2006 3:21 pm

Read the article carefully. The crucial problem is that they enjoyed regular sex with women, not that they're having it.
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Post by Doctor X » Sun Jan 22, 2006 9:22 pm

We got that.

Dipshit.

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Post by HghrSymmetry » Mon Jan 30, 2006 2:09 am

Hmm, to become a man of the cloth. Naw, I rather enjoy my apostasy.
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