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Bionics

Postby Rob Lister » Thu Feb 22, 2018 12:43 pm

Active bionics making a profound difference. One brand new user remarks while trying the bionic legs for the very first time,
Oh my god, I can't believe it. It's just like having real legs


If you're not feeling like watching the whole thing, skip to 17:00 and watch for one minute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDsNZJTWw0w

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Re: Bionics

Postby ed » Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:21 pm

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Postby sparks » Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:38 pm

Where the fuck is the Nike swoosh?
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Postby Anaxagoras » Thu Feb 22, 2018 10:16 pm

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Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Feb 23, 2018 12:23 am

:o <== but in a good way.
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Postby Witness » Fri Feb 23, 2018 2:18 am

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I lost my first bionic arm wrestling challenge but I'm blaming my fleshy parts!

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Re: Bionics

Postby Rob Lister » Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:58 pm

Skip ahead a bit if necessary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPhkVPNKtVA

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Postby Witness » Wed Mar 14, 2018 12:43 am

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Re: Bionics

Postby sparks » Wed Mar 14, 2018 1:58 am

Glad you kidz all have your new arms and such. Just remember: Keep the hell off my godamned lawn!
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Postby Anaxagoras » Mon Apr 09, 2018 11:08 pm

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Re: Bionics

Postby Doctor X » Tue Apr 10, 2018 6:18 am

I do not see Lindsey Wagner.

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Re: Bionics

Postby sparks » Tue Apr 10, 2018 2:55 pm

She was on a solo hike in the Oregon Cascades one weekend. Her batteries ran down... Her body was never found, at least, not the edible parts! :shock:
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Postby Doctor X » Wed Apr 11, 2018 2:50 am

So she was . . . scrapped?

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